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Top Chef Texas by BB

There are six chefs left, Lindsay, Sarah, Grayson, Paul, Chris and Ed.  Oh, and Beverly is waiting in the last chance kitchen for her shot at a spot in the finals.  I believe she has to beat two more eliminated chefs to make it back and that’s going to be a tall order considering who remains.  If it were a personality contest, I would be pulling for Grayson or Paul, but it’s all based on talent and who cooks the best when it counts.   Last week’s episode was the best of the season.  ALL the chefs did a great job.  I guess Charlize Theron inspired them to do their best work.

Charlize Theron stops back into the stew room after the challenge and tells them she was blown away and she enjoyed it so much.  She is a class act, that’s all I can say.   Grayson says she was a fan of hers before, but now she’s really a fan.

Chris says he doesn’t want to do a group challenge this time, no offense to his fellow contestants.

Cat Cora is in the top chef kitchen, along with Padma and Emeril.  They are broken up into three teams of two, Ed and Paul, Chris and Grayson, and Sarah and Lindsay.  They need to prepare a dish in 40 minutes including preparing shrimp, shucking and cleaning corn, and making pasta.  Immunity is off the table, but the winning team will get $10,000.  They can’t proceed with making their dish until the judges check their corn, shrimp and pasta.

Lindsay and Sarah finish first and get to start cooking.  Paul and Ed finish next.  Grayson and Chris are last.  Time is up and Ed and Paul have no shrimp on their plates.  Paul says he is bad luck for Ed because every time they are teamed together, he messes up.  The flavor of their dish is nice but they can’t win without the shrimp.  Shades of Beverly last week leaving out an ingredient.  That means it’s between Lindsay/Sarah and Chris/Grayson.  The winning team is Grayson and Chris.  Sarah is a sore loser of course and says the only reason they didn’t win is because Cat Cora doesn’t like tarragon.

They will be serving 200 people at a block party and only have 2 hours to make their dishes.  The Chef’s will be competing head to head against the one they were just paired with, Ed against Paul, Grayson against Chris, and Lindsay against Sarah.  They tell the judges what they are making and then Padma tells them they must make healthy versions of their dishes.  Grayson and Chris must make a healthy version of chicken salad sandwiches, Sarah and Lindsay must make a healthy version of meatballs, and Ed and Paul are making a healthy version of an Asian dish.  They all go to Whole Foods and give each other a hard time about who’s buying the healthiest ingredients.   Paul is nervous and doesn’t sleep well that night.

The next day the chefs go to the Culinary Institute of America to prep for 200 people.  They only have two hours and they are all stressing about the time constraints.  Chris is making a tofu emulsion to take the place of mayonnaise and says he has fooled people with it before.  As a true mayonnaise connoisseur, I don’t know if I would be fooled.    When I was little, I ate mayonnaise sandwiches.  That’s it, just mayonnaise.  I liked mayonnaise on my hot dogs.  Have I mentioned I like mayonnaise?

They arrive at the block party and have 45 minutes to set up.  Bees are bothering the chefs and buzzing around their food.  Ed and Paul try to keep each other calm even though they are competing against each other.  The diners have to donate food to the local food bank in order to sample the food.  The diners will be voting for their favorites and the least vote getters of each pair will be up for elimination.  Grayson’s line is long and she is doing her chicken salad sandwiches to order so the bread won’t get dry.  Chris starts freaking out about the bees because he is allergic and if he gets stung, he’ll be in trouble.  I’d be freaking out too.

The judges arrive and sample the food.  Dana Cowan is a judge for today’s challenge in addition to Cat Cora, Padma, Emeril and Tom.  They try Paul’s and Ed’s dishes first.  They like Paul’s dish better than Ed’s.  Next they try Grayson’s and Chris’ dishes.  They mention problems with both of these dishes.  Last are Lindsay and Sarah.  Tom likes Sarah’s salad, but Dana does not.  They like Lindsay’s dish better.  But it will be the votes of the diners that determine who is in the bottom and will have to defend their dishes.  I have a feeling that Sarah and Ed will be two of the bottom three, but not sure about Grayson and Chris if the diners agree with the judges.

Padma calls for Grayson, Paul and Lindsay.  The guests picked them as the winners of their head to head competitions.  They talk to all of them about their dishes.  Tom pings on Grayson about making a chicken salad sandwich.  She argues with Tom about his logic that her dish was not as difficult as a meatball and Asian food.  You can tell the judges loved Lindsay’s dish; however, Paul wins the $15,000.  Yay, I like Paul and was glad he beat Lindsay.

That means Sarah, Chris and Ed are up for elimination.  They don’t think Ed made the healthiest version of his dish.  They agree Chris used healthier ingredients, but his sandwiches were very dry because he didn’t make them to order and made them ahead of time.  Sarah’s salad was not up to par with the judges.  The judges deliberate.  Sarah’s meatball was ok, but didn’t really compare to Lindsay’s.  Chris has great ideas, but the results don’t live up to his ideas.  Ed couldn’t explain why using flour was healthier than using rice.

Chris will be packing his knives and leaving the competition.  In the last chance kitchen, Chris will be going up against Beverly.  Goofy Chris sees the note back at the house that tells him to meet Tom in the kitchen.  He goes to the house kitchen instead of the top chef kitchen.  Duh!  Whoever wins next week’s last chance kitchen challenge will be back in the competition.

They have to create one dish using all the ingredients found in a mystery box.  Some of the ingredients are lamb, parsnips, and marshmallows.  Neither has an idea what they are going to make with it.  Chris forms an idea first.  They get another added ingredient and it’s radicchio, which throws Chris for a loop but makes Beverly happy.  The last box has white anchovies.  What a combination of food.  They each finish a dish.  Bev made a lime garlic anchovy dish.  Chris made a salad with a pancetta on top.  The winner who will be competing next week to try to get back into the game will be Beverly.   She definitely has the cooking skills, no matter how socially awkward she is.  Tom tells Chris this was one of his best dishes and congratulates him for it.

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Remember Lisa Wu Hartwell?  Apparently you don’t….that’s not her real name?  Check out this article from “Straight From The A”

http://straightfromthea.com/2012/01/26/not-so-blind-item-we-just-call-her-lisa-we-dont-know-her-real-name/

Thanks to @MrzThomas368 for sending that on to me!

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

We’ve heard rumors and seen previews, the reunion appears as though it’s going to be a “Slam Lisa” fest, that isn’t going to change any viewer’s minds as typically we side with the Housewife who gets attacked.  I don’t think anyone who isn’t liking Kyle will like her any better after attacking Lisa.  We also see Adrienne giving it to Lisa pretty good, Adrienne lost some fans this season and the reunion isn’t going to improve things for Ms. Maloof.

Bernie Guzman is Adrienne Maloof’s chef, he’s arrogant and rude as we’ve seen on screen but yesterday he decided to jump on his Facebook page and snark a bit at Lisa Vanderpump.  This guy seems like a real jerk!  He also posts his recipes on his Facebook page for just a few hours then deletes them, if you missed them, too bad!  Ain’t he nice Joe?  Ain’t He?

Bernie Guzman YOU WILL SEE AT THE REUNION..THE BULLY & RING LEADER…FINALLY GETS CONFRONTED…

Bernie Guzman BTW, WETPAINT.COM is “usually” more accurate.

Bernie Guzman adrienne doesnt hate anyone.

Bernie Guzman i found the finale-a little slow…= )…

Bernie Guzman SOME THINGS ARE JUST – T.M.I.

Bernie Guzman havent watched OC in a while..we do begin filming season 3 in march–asap.  they havent announced the show being “picked up”..but they wouldnt be casting is it wasn’t.

Some really lovely viewers posted this on Bernie’s wall and Bernie simply said “LOL”

  •  I think Earl Scheib does Lisa’s makeup. LOL

     
  •   lisa looks like an unhealthy person, ghost-like
     
    Here’s the WetPaint article Bernie refers to that includes more of his Facebook rants:
     

    The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars may know a thing or two about being back-stabbed, but Adrienne Maloof’s personal chef, Bernie Guzman, holds all the knives this season. Yes, he’s the eyes and ears of all the Beverly Hills activity. 

    Bernie’s personal Facebook page credits him as a “private chef to the stars.” And guess what? The guy who lists Madonna and Joan Crawford as inspiration loves to dish a lot more than just food. Here are his juiciest Facebook posts:

    “JACKPOT 55 – GIGGY 45…OUT WITH THE OLD…AND HER DOG……….(SORRY, I was possessed by the WICKED WITCH of the WEST)”
    “This is BEVERLY HILLS,Its all about GRILLED CHICKEN & Being styled by LAWRENCE ZARIAN…(he’s the best)”

    “ALL SEASON, I NEVER GOT A hello or a thank you from DANA..BRANDI ,kim,kyle,camille were always nice and thanked everyone.”

    “OY VEY, Lisa Vandepump said ” the help ” should be seen & not heard.I think its time to walk across the street with a ” CHOCOLATE PIE.”
    Better watch out, Bernie. You don’t mess with the Housewives!

     
     
    Photo above right, Bernie’s dessert creation with Lisa’s shoe decorating a chocolate delight.
    Bernie Guzman:   What. A. Jerk.
     
    Real Housewives of Orange County Preview

 

From EOnline:

Ready for some drama?

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back and we cannot wait to see what is going down in the O.C this season, (though we’re betting on some catfights).

With the help of Tamra BarneyGretchen Rossi and Heather Dubrow, we’re jumpstarting the RHOC action with a tease of what you have to look forward to this season (which begins Tuesday, February 7 at 9 p.m.).

1. Double-D Downsizing: Tamra’s 34 double-D implants are gone and she is totally okay with it. “It’s been one of the best things I have ever done in my life. I feel a lot more confident without my implants. [With my implants] I felt like [my chest] was the first thing everybody looked at.” No duh, she’s 5’4″ and had 34 double-D’s—it’s hard not to look! Now that her chest is no longer the center of attention we have a feeling her beau Eddy will be a bigger focus.  

2. New Girl on the Block: This season, there is a fresh face in the bunch, Heather Dubrow, wife to a Newport Beach (shocker!) plastic surgeon. “When I first met her I actually thought she was a little pretentious. I actually used the exact words that ‘I think she had a stick up her ass,’” said Gretchen. Wow, Gretch, a bit harsh! Tamra added, “I was a little bit worried that she wasn’t going to fit in with the group, because she was so nice, so classy and yet so elegant. And with the girls on the show, we don’t always roll like that.” Heather admits, “I would say out of everyone Alexis and I have had some friction, [but] I was pleasantly surprised how well we all got along.” Play nice, ladies. Oh wait, this is the Real Housewives!

3. Love and War: Gretchen takes on the recently divorced housewife Vicki and the fireworks just keep flying! Gretchen’s issues with Vicki stem from the fact that, “Vicki had a lot to say about [her BF] Slade and about his child support issues…I just feel like she was being a hypocrite—[her new boyfriend] had a similar situation as Slade yet she was still very judgmental towards Slade.” All is fair in love and war, but the gloves are off and it’s going to get ugly.

4. Gretchen and Tamra, BFFs?! “It was time to build a bridge and get over it. In the process of doing that we realized we really like each other,” said Tamra after multiple seasons of fighting with Gretchen. “I knew that the only way to move forward was just to forgive and ask for forgiveness. It has become a very true and authentic friendship,” said Gretchen. Aww…how cute. Hope it lasts. Still, if they aren’t fighting, who is?

5. Bye-Bye Don: What’s a season of Real Housewives without some boy drama? This season it’s all about Vicki and her divorce from Don. “I don’t know if the show had anything to do with the collapse of [Vicki's] marriage,” said Tamra, “I know that it puts strain on your relationship, no doubt.” Gretchen added, “If the relationship is struggling, I think that the cameras might hone in on issues that you already have. The cameras don’t lie.” Sadly, their vow renewal couldn’t save their relationship, but for the audience it’s safe to say that boy toys are way more fun to watch.

Bonus—Beauty Tips: GTD! (Gym, Tan, Doctor!) Need a new way to achieve the perfect housewife body and overall look? Stick to the housewife beauty tips, which include Gretchen’s secret: “Always have a tan.” Or Tamra’s go-to, “For me, it’s health and fitness.” And you can’t forget Heather’s advice, “My best tip is go see Dr. Dubrow (her plastic surgeon hubby).” Who knew the Housewives had so much in common with the kids from Jersey Shore? GTD and GTL seem fairly close, just saying!

http://www.eonline.com/news/five_things_know_about_real_housewives/288958

Tamra added, “I was a little bit worried that she wasn’t going to fit in with the group, because she was so nice, so classy and yet so elegant. And with the girls on the show, we don’t always roll like that.”

The above quote from Tamra has to be the most honest thing that Tamra’s ever said only she shouldn’t speak for the other Housewives.  TAMRA is not nice, classy or elegant at all!  Tamra is trash and has absolutely no class, it’s nice to hear that she knows it.

Gretchen and Tamra are going to become friends this season?  I’ll bet the Vickster loves that!  We know that Gretchen and Vicki go at it pretty good based on the previews but on which side does the fickle Tamra come down?

Gretchen and Tamra actually like each other?  See, this is the problem, I used to like Gretchen but the end of last season showed me a new side of Gretchen, when Lynne Curtain confronted her about “stealing” the handbag line I found Gretchen’s reaction very telling and it wasn’t pretty!  I lost a lot of respect for Gretchen during that scene.  Add to that her new found friendship with the snake Tamra who has been vile and cruel to Gretchen and Slade, Tamra’s done everything in her power to bring them down including calling Slade’s ex-wife during the reunion show taping last season.  Now Gretchen “likes” her?  There are some things that are unforgivable and what Tamra did getting herself in the middle of Slade’s child and ex-wife’s situation is one of those things.

Now that Vicki is dating a dead-beat dad Gretchen is blaming Vicki for all the Slade bashing when actually, Tamra was much worse than Vicki.   Sorry but this whole thing sounds like a scripted storyline!

Alexis was barely mentioned in the article but apparently the new girl Heather butts heads with Alexis.  We saw a new side of Alexis last season as well with her dress maker when she cruely cut the dress that the woman worked so hard to create.  Rather than allowing the dress-maker to make the requested changes, Alexis took scissors to it.  Sure, it was Alexis’ design and it was her dress but, in my opinion, it tells you what kind of woman she is.

Unfortunately our only hope for a decent Orange County Housewife lays squarely on the shoulders of the new girl, Heather Dubrow.  That’s a lot of pressure for one woman.

I am not looking forward to this season!  I’m going to have to change my attitude before the season starts, I’m determined to go into it with a positive attitude! LOL

Enjoy some photos of the Real Housewives of Orange County through the years…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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550 Responses to LynnNChicago Real Housewives News / Orange County Preview / Top Chef Texas

  1. jules says:

    Great Top Chef recap BB. I fell asleep just as the judges were deciding who had to go home so I didn’t see it until your blog this morning. I’m not surprised but I do like Chris. I thought he was funny and a nice guy.

    BTW, what was up with that oversized flannel shirt Padma was wearing? Normally I think she looks good in anything but that outfit was terrible. She looked like she didn’t have enough time to finish dressing.

  2. Fargo Fan says:

    Morning All!

    Seriously, why are they targeting Lisa this season at the reunion? I dont understand it. Lisa may not be perfect but in my opinion, she was the best one of the season besides Camille. Adrienne should have ZERO beef with her and neither should that idiot Bernie. Adrienne is definitely losing a fan if she acts like a bizzo at the reunion.

    We already see the clips of Kyle doing it, and Kyle should probably have kept her word-hole shut after the season she had! After her issues with Brandi, Kyle is coming across like a horrible person.

    • BB says:

      Kyle has become a victim of the “Jill Zarin Syndrome.” She believes she was and is the “star” of the franchise, sees it slipping away, and is desparately trying to convince us, the viewers, that Lisa is evil and manipulative. It didn’t work for Jill when she tried to skewer Bethenny and it’s not going to work for Kyle and company either. Kyle should have taken a lesson from that one, but alas, Kyle cannot get out of her own head.

      • JKyle says:

        I like both women and I don’t see a Jill Zarin in Kyle. But I do think this jealousy they all have against Lisa is infuriating.

        • MLS says:

          I agree with you…I never really understood the Kyle hate train. She got a lot of criticism for the way she treated Kim last season, but in my opinion she handled a bad situation as best she could. From what I can tell, Kyle seems to be a loving wife and mother. I think Taylor latched on to her (not the other way around) I’ve had friends like that who you want to defend and be there for even if you know they are wrong. I’ll save any and all reunion critiques until I actually see the reunion- I haven’t seen the previews.

          As a wife and mother, I am so involved in my family and their activities, I can’t even imagine having time to be so involved in other peoples’ lives unless they are in some kind of crises. I think there is always so much high school drama going on, because it is ‘high school’ to be so involved in others lives as adults with businesses and families to care for.

          • JKyle says:

            I always like the that’s high school behavior. Is it? I mean it seems to be a time that we first see it but it’s continuance throughout life makes me think that it’s just a path some people choose over handling your problems in a healthy way. A bit off topic but I’ve been pondering this between diaper changing.
            Secretly Kyle is one of my favorite housewives. She’s a girls girl and it’s nice to watch moments with her like her painting her daughter’s nails or passing round lip gloss. She makes mistakes but apologizes, and YEAH she’s not perfect but I don’t know any perfect people.
            Anyway Nice to know I have a kindred spirit out there!

      • Boobah says:

        BB, I agree with you. I would have so much more compassion for Kyle regarding Kim’s situtaion if I felt Kyle didn’t have ulterior motives – which is that she wants to be the star of BH, like what BB said. While I believe she is hurt my Kim, I think she is capitalizing on Kim’s aliments for her own gain.

    • jules says:

      Yeah, what’s up with Bernie being allowed to shoot his mouth off? I thought these people had to sign non-disclosure agreements or something. If I were lucky enough to have servants, I certainly would not want them trashing my guests in a public forum. Adrienne is wrong to allow this guy to drag her down in the dirt with him. IMHO…

      • BB says:

        Yep. Adrienne’s plan to include her chef in on the Lisa bashing is going to backfire on her big time. Big mistake, Adrienne, Big mistake.

      • Trudie says:

        Bernie may be a chef to the stars, but after his public displays of asshatness, I think that ship has sailed. I can’t see any celebrity wanting him around for fear of what he will do/say.

      • Boobah says:

        IKR?! What is up with the Bernie subplot? I just can’t fathom why or how he thinks he should have any say what-so-ever on his employers guest!

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      IMO – Lisa will do just fine at the reunion. Hopefully she will go easy on Kyle and Adrienne because neither are very bright or articulate!
      As for Bernie….sorry but considering your behavior I doubt seriously that you will get more jobs because you don’t keep your mouth shut and you don’t respect your employer or their guests!

    • Powell says:

      Morning.

    • Powell says:

      It’s shameful how Adrienne let’s an employee speak about a friend like that especially on TV. Bernie may be close to the family but he is an employee, not a friend of the HW’s.

      • Boobah says:

        ITA Powell! The whole Bernie thing baffles me.

        • PussyGalore says:

          and ITA as well. I found it odd that he says, “we do begin filming season 3 in march–asap”. We do begin? Whether he’s a Bravo employee or not, he is not one of the housewives and he needs to just butt out. How dare he attack Lisa. He’s a complete jerk and his attitude will do him in.

      • essexgirl2286 says:

        i like how bernie alleged that lisa thinks employees should be seen not heard yet during the finally we all saw her offer (i don’t remember if it was her maid or what) one of her employees if she wanted to borrow a pair of heels bc the woman looked to pretty but felt bad about coming in flats.

        yep bernie you called certainly sounds like an elitist bitch to me

      • nic says:

        That’s what I can’t get over. If Lisa were my friend (a REAL friend) I would have given Bernie a good talking to, if not right out fired him. It’s one thing for employer/employees to feel like family, it’s another to act unprofessional while you are AT WORK. Now, I’m completely basing my opinion on recaps here, but I would have been mortified if I were Adrienne.

    • nic says:

      I didn’t watch this season, just read recaps here. But for the life of me I don’t remember or can’t figure out anything Lisa has done to be ganged up on. Is there something I missed from not watching?

      • Boobah says:

        Hi nic!
        The only thing I can think of that Lisa did was relain herself and viewers enjoyed it. That caused jealousy among the others, Kyle especially developed Jillitis. That’s a condition where one becomes consumed with thoughts of reality stardom. Kyle likely wants to bring Lisa down in an attempt to elevate herself as she wants to be the star of BH.

    • Called A Princess... says:

      Lisa… Lisa … Lisa… no one here know what it is like to work with Miss Bossy. I do not think most care. We have just decided to follow the women with the money and the British accent. That is superficial. I want to wait to see the reunion, because we all know over and over and over again, Bravo edits their commercials for maximum drama effect. I just wish people would stop treating Lisa like she is a Queen, it is bad enough that she behaves like one. IMO.

      • nathania says:

        i have mixed feelings about it.

        on the one hand, i blame Taylor for instigating it initially. Then no one could put the kibbosh on it, because Taylor’s husband died. So Lisa had to do damage control and pretend to be Taylor’s friend. On the other hand, it seems more and more like Lisa has made some enemies. Not on the show, but among the ‘little people’ in that field, the restaurant business. So it seems like there might be legitimate issues there, like with Michael Mazzella’s telling review of Sonya Morgan. To be truthful, I have not felt the same way about Sonya since. We get a view from Bravo of what it might be like to be friends with these women, when in reality, most of us would be the ‘staff’ they are reputed to sneer at when off-camera. They just don’t want anyone to know it. Too late.

      • Brigid says:

        Personally I like Lisa from what I’ve seen of her character. Not because of her accent. All we have to “judge” any of these women on is what they show us, and what we see. I’ve yet to see her act like a Queen. If being funny, charming, compassionate, willing to forgive, and maintaining a gracious and fun loving disposition makes one a Queen, well then pass me the Tiara. IMO.

      • PussyGalore says:

        I did not “decide to follow the one with the money and the English accent”. I’m not that impressionable but I do know what I like. I like people who are intelligent, funny, kind, generous, affable ad infinitum. These are some of the many wonderful qualities Lisa possesses and the reasons why I like her and will continue to like her. I doubt very much that Lisa will next season become someone completely different and detestable. That’s just not going to happen.

  3. Dame Rhetorica says:

    Happy Birthday Jezzibel & MichellefromNY & Three Blessed! The following are events that share your special month:

    1913 – Danny Kaye is born. Kaye starred in “White Christmas” with Bing Crosby,Rosemary Clooney, and Vera-Ellen. The two women are noted for their duet “Sisters, Sisters”.

    2011 – The Richards Sisters star in RHOBH. The two women are noted for crying, tatrums, snobbery, rambling, and acting superior, NOT superior acting.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG5MT3sCKBg&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    1924 Earl Scruggs is born. Banjo picker Scruggs, singer Jerry Scoggins and guitarist Lester Flatt became know as the Foggy Mountain Boys who recorded “The Ballad of Jed Clampett” for the TV show “The Beverly Hillbillies”.
    2011 – According to a Source Who Must Not Be Named, Fox Network is planning a show with Jill Zarin, tentatively titled “The Beverly Jillbillies”.

    It is a little known and well hidden fact, that Jed, Granny, Elly May, and Jethro run with a fab-u-lous circle of friends.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2CpywAO-Ro&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    January 2012 – After 16 years, the Pan Nigeria show “Nite of A Thousand Laughs” has its last edition.

    2012 – “Night of A Thousand Surprises”. Where Lisa opens SUR, Kyle stresses, Taylor dates her therapist, Bernie the chef crashes the party, Adrienne stumbles upon Paul’s ex-girlfriend, Kim finds used condoms and empty drug baggies in the limo, Brandi meets her husband’s mistress, Cedric crashes the party, Adrienne retreats from Kim, Ken finds out he’s been called a gay bullmastiff, the Richards sisters try to communicate, Kim is stuck in the bathroom, Camille demands an apology, Taylor’s eye is black, is not, is black, is not, and bejeweled hands close the show.

  4. Sammysmom says:

    I wonder if bravo is behind this asshole Bernie attacking Lisa. Either way, he is rude and a liar. He didn’t confront her ST the sur opening. He KISSED HER ASS. shameless and may be done to drum up even more controversy and publicity. I loved the blog about loyalty. I’m with the President. We should have each others backs. I’m soooo excited bravo is FINALLY airing RHODC all day. Michalle reminds me of a tiny Taylor. All I can say about OC IS, I will miss Don. Peace and love and John Flynns gf is looney toons.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Considering Bravo invited Cedric to the SUR event, no doubt in my mind that they encouraged Bernie’s less than professional behavior towards Lisa as well. The fact that Adrienne allowed his Lisa bashing speaks volumes about her character (lack there of) too!

      • ValleyVal says:

        What about Kyle inviting Bernie to her book signing the same night Lisa was there with the other Housewives? Kyle lost me as a fan the other night on WWHL. I saw another side of her. Having Adrienne’s cook at the stage with her at her book signing. Sorry Kyle not a fan anymore.

      • Called A Princess... says:

        Windy, we are not a country where servants have no voice. That would be England.

        • Brigid says:

          Okay, I have to ask. Do you have a problem with England? Or the English?

        • T-Rex says:

          Maybe Jane Austen England, but my family is British and some have servants and all have a voice there! They just “choose” to be respectful and discreet when speaking of their employers friends and relatives. They have CLASS!

        • Trudie says:

          That may be true, but if I pay your salary and you insulted my guests or my customers, you would be fired. I don’t think that only applies in England.

    • JKyle says:

      Skrew bravo behind it. It’s Adrianne HOOF and her DOG FACE horse voice.

      • nathania says:

        Honestly wonder if the drama between Adrienne and Lisa is all prefab.

        Just don’t believe it, especially the part about ‘why not my hotel for the bachelorette party’ or whatever.

        I think these two might have known with Kim and Taylor on board (and Kyle getting default drama from Kim) they might have to stir up some of their own drama for face time.

    • Trudie says:

      Sammysmom, how is your heating issue?

      • Boobah says:

        I have been wondering the same thing and keep meaning to ask.

        Hi Trudie!

      • Sammysmom says:

        Oh shit. I’m sorry. The great big vent in the basement wasn’t attached to the other tube thingy. He fixed it. With duct tape for now. Lol Its 74 degrees in here now. She took money of my rent fir the issue and my large heating bill. I’m so sorry for not mentioning it. I have had pancreatitis and had college scholarship meetings. I still find time to tweet and post so these aren’t excuses. I feel bad cause you guys helped me so much. Sorry to ramble, I’m just happy to not be in pain as of yesterday.

        • Boobah says:

          ((((sammymon)))
          No need to apologize!
          I am so sorry that you have pancreatitis! I sure hope you don’t have a lot of flare ups. But I’m am happy that you don’t have pain today.
          I’m glad you have proper heat. Thats a relief. I am glad the thingy got taped up and the tubey part is now attached. Tee hee – I couldn’t resist. Your description made me smile because thats how I describe things to my hubby. Thank gawd he talks ‘Boobah’ or we would be screwed.

        • Trudie says:

          So sorry about your pancreatitis. Sounds like you are starting to feel better.

          Glad the landlord fixed your furnace. Make sure they make it a permanent fix instead of just a duct tape fix!

  5. Fargo Fan says:

    I read on reality tea or some other site that Lisa and Brandi are actually friends now, and I actually believe that. They seem to have the same sense of humor. I wonder if they will touch on that at all at the reunion.

    It was cute on WWHL the other night with Lisa and Brandi. When they announced the winners of the “Favorite Housewife” poll, Lisa won (of course) and Brandi got second and started cheering and seem genuinely excited about it.

    • jeanbean says:

      Koodoos to Lisa for deciding for herself to befriend Brandi reguardless what Kyle told her. How refreshing and mature. I think this may have caused a riff between them.

      • Called A Princess... says:

        jeanbean… It took a very long time for Lisa to stop believing all of Kyle’s lies and machinations. Too long to give Lisa much credit. IMO. The Hawaiian trip was after weeks of Lisa avoiding Brandi because of Kyle’s treachery, Lisa should have had more sense then that. She is the wise one, after all. Lisa was as catty as anyone towards Brandi, at the spa event at the Maloof manse. “Don’t let the door hit you on the way out” was her response to Brandi leaving early, from the event, because of a party, full of negative energy, aimed in her direction. Lisa seemed part of a pack of bitches going after the newbee. Not classy, not informed and not nice. IMO.

        • ValleyVal says:

          Lisa would only see Brandi during filming and they didn’t have too many scenes together prior to Hawaii. Time does not matter as they didn’t interact much prior to Hawaii.
          Brandi has forgiven Lisa and now they get along great and you know that Brandi is the type that doesn’t take BS from anybody.
          The truth is nothing people can say is gonna change your mind about Lisa and the same token nothing that you say is gonna change the minds of people that like Lisa.
          I changed my mind about Kyle and Brandi not because of anything anybody said, but because of what I observed. Hopefully, you will too about Lisa.

  6. plainviewsue says:

    Kyle and the other housewives are jealous of the love for Lisa. End of story.

    I agree, Kyle thought she was the star because she won all of the WWHL polls last season. But she came off horribly this season.

    Adrienne does not know how to speak. I enjoy her the least on the show, because she is so inarticulate. She saw that she wasn’t featured prominently season one, so tried to score screen time and it failed.

    I love that Lisa and Brandy have found each other; they are a riot together.

    As for RHOC, I know Lynn hates Tamra, but I “enjoy” her on the show. She is never boring. I’d take her over Gretchen any day. Looking forward to the new season.

    • Powell says:

      I don’t like Tamra for one reason, she follows behind Vicki & says mean & nasty things.

      • MazelnIndy says:

        Exactly. I liked her in the beginning but the more she hung out with Vicki the nastier she became which only made her seem trashier.

      • vilzvet says:

        LOL, I just rewatched the episode where she got Simon’s name tattooed on her finger and then wondered that they would probably now break up!

        • nathania says:

          i knew for sure he was an abuser when he said ‘this is the most unselfish thing you have ever done’.

          i was like ‘wow, holy sh*t’.

          and to say that publicly. do NOT miss him.

          • Called A Princess... says:

            If Simon said that about Tamra, he was probably telling the truth. A little reality in a reality show never hurts the viewer. IMO. Tamra is a nasty piece of work and I think if Simon had not had the money problems, she would still be draining his bank account and hiding his verbal attacks from the general public. For her it is all the news that fits, to move her horror story along.

    • e-rizzle says:

      The fact Adrienne is so inarticulate makes me question the whole “business mogul” side of her story line. She’s a Maloof, but to be unable to speak properly or in cohesive sentences around people you know doesn’t really lead one to believe she’s much better around businessmen, investors, and people who actually matter in a more serious way. Not to say friendship isn’t important or serious, but c’mon. Paul is the brains in that relationship. She may have the money, but he’s got the tact, intelligence, and ability to aptly convey a thought.

      • essexgirl2286 says:

        even her opening slogan or whatever they call it, “having it all is easy IF your willing to work for it.” doesn’t make any sense! sweetie honey adrienne that translates as having it all is achievable if your willing to work hard for it.
        I know adrienne used to be a fan favorite but i never really got it. i don’t like the way she treats her husband you could tell that being with paul at the doctors was the last thing she wanted to do and if thats what she think moral support looks like… wow.
        also i don’t care for her style the messy hair heave make up chunky shoes and tight dresses she looks like a washed up former stripper.

        that might be the rudest thing i’ve ever said here but there it is.

        • PussyGalore says:

          It would have made more sense for her to have said, “having it all is easy. Just ask me, I inherited it all and it was a piece of cake.”

          • Boobah says:

            LOL!! Good one PG!!

            • PussyGalore says:

              Another thing I noticed today at the white party was how terrible Adrienne’s hair looked with the extensions and the dark roots. Amazing that with that kind of money her hair still looks like dog doo.

              • Boobah says:

                I know it, right!? Her hair looked horrible. Wait until the wedding episode…you are going to cringe! I know I did!

                • MM in OC says:

                  Oh my her hair!! Did you see her hair in the waiting room. The right side of her head the hair was shooting out like pipi long stocking. I swear she hadn’t washed it for a week. yuck!

                  Not a fan of Adrienne after this season. She’s manufacturing drama to make herself more relevant. She’s just not the interesting.

      • PrincessPindy says:

        Her dad started the company and her brothers run it. I don’t think she is all that involved.

      • MLS says:

        Paul is obviously intelligent, outgoing, and a joker. They say opposites attract, but I can’t help but wonder what the attraction was that brought them together. At first I liked the bickering, my husband and I do it all the time, but now it seems like they really have little in common (besides the kids). When Paul had his colonoscopy Adrienne was there physically but not so much for emotional support and she left before he was out of recovery. He had general anesthesia- why did she leave? How did he get home? My husband wasn’t allowed to drive after his.

      • Called A Princess... says:

        e-rizzle, I disagree. I have said it before and feel that it is important. Kyle, Kim, Lisa and Camille, all have acting experience. So they know about body and voice projection and scene blocking. Brandi , having been a model, knows about body projection. Adrienne is not a professional actor. I would not expect her to be able to project and speak well in front of the camera. Not in a room full of professional camera hogs. Image manipulation is a very difficult think, some are born with it but for most it takes practice and some work. Adrienne is playing a game of catch up with the other case members, trying to seem real while bringing fake drama to a very heavy season. IMO. Even Taylor was on The Hills before doing BH Housewives.

    • MaryE says:

      They’re all jealous because Todd and Lisa are worth about $85 mil according for Forbes. Yes Adrienne—this is net of debt. That’s why they’re jealous. Camille is the only one that is in category, maybe that’s why she this season she is endearing and not snarky.

      • ValleyVal says:

        I’m glad you posted this. FACTS ARE FACTS!

      • SoutheastVA says:

        Adrienne’s net worth is reported at $300M. She may be jealous of Lisa but I don’t think it’s because of money.

        • RabbleRouser says:

          I really don’t think so, her family has lost control of The Palms, the Kings are hemorrhaging money and they want to move the team, Sacramento is threatening to sue them.

        • lovemamaearth says:

          Good point on $300 million vs the jealousy theory. I wonder if we’ll ever really know.

          I’m very disappointed (if) Lisa is really friends with Ced… errr I mean Taylor. It’s the smart thing to learn from mistakes. They’re both mistakes imo.

          The thing I see different about Tamara and Vicki is that Tamara can take criticism and own what she feels is correct. Vicki can’t own any of her major shortcomings. EX. When they went on that weekend thing and Brianna went, Vicki made a big deal of Alexis being on the phone (rude I know). The next day Vicki is at the table on the phone, just like Alexis was and never said, oh you’re right, I’m sorry. All she wanted was a nice lunch. Well that’s all they all wanted on all the outtings and Vicki was ALWAYS bitching about something.

          • MichellefromNY says:

            It’s so true. That’s why Vicki pisses me off so much. She’s sooooo critical of everyone else but can never ever take criticism for her own hypocrisy

          • PussyGalore says:

            Vicki’s criticism of Alexis that day is all the more ridiculous when you recall that from the first season whenever the whole group of ladies went anywhere together in a limo Vicki was always on her laptop the entire time. And she was never apologetic about it; she always claimed that spending a couple of hours in a limo with the ladies was time away from her business that she couldn’t afford and a waste of her valuable time. Never mind that everyone else was bonding which is the entire purpose when you get together with your friends to do things like that.

            Vicki turned me off very early on in the first season with her neediness, her nastiness and her hypocrisy. Then the scene when the van showed up to take the family to the airport and Vicki going off on the dispatcher in that shrill screeching voice of hers, which is permanently etched into my memory, sealed her fate with me.

            With each season she has managed to worsen rather than improve and it appears that she’s learned nothing from the experience of watching herself on television week after week. It’s really quite amazing when you think about it that people like Vicki and Jill, neither of whom are very evolved, have this unique opportunity to observe themselves in this way, to see how they create problems in their relationships with others. One would think it would be a revelatory experience but neither of these women has taken advantage of the opportunity and endeavored to make the necessary changes in their personality and attitude. Just because you say you’re taking the high road does not make it so, Vicki.

      • bosandi says:

        I agree that Lisa’s money could be a source of jealously for some of the ladies. I suspect it goes far deeper than that. I think they are jealous of who Lisa is and how she behaves. Lisa seems to be comfortable with herself in a way the other ladies aren’t. She’s just doing Lisa and is not overly concerned with what the group thinks. I think Adrienne is the most jealous b/c she is very wealthy like Lisa but is lacking Lisa’s sophistication and can’t figure out how to get it (wearing tinsel in your hair ain’t cutting it). Kyle is jealous of anyone who gets any amount of attention. She’s not comfortable with who she is so she has to create drama to define herself – poor me, boohoo. I don’t think Camille is jealous of Lisa. I think she’s so deep in her own personal issues that she doesn’t have time for the BS. Her tea party moment was her I don’t have time for this crap moment. JMHO

        • Brigid says:

          I agree with you. I see a woman at ease with herself, enjoying some success and happy times in her life and I see a group of woman that cannot stand it. Jealousy is an ugly thing. And it usually comes with a big heaping serving of rationalization.

      • PussyGalore says:

        Besides which Ken and Lisa earned their money while Adrienne inherited hers and AFAIC they’re more deserving of both the money and the praise for having earned it.

      • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

        I really don’t think it’s the money. Why then aren’t they jealous of Camille? And it’s not exactly like the other ladies are broke. I believe they don’t feel as if she deserves the popularity she’s achieved for whatever reason. I feel bad for Lisa… last year she kept saying how much she loved Kyle and how much she valued her friendship and I do believe they had a real friendship. Adrienne and Lisa didn’t seem like the best of friends but I don’t remember them having any problems. It has to hurt knowing all that was done and said behind her back. Maybe something will come out at the reunion to further explain what may have caused the drastic change.

        • nathania says:

          it’s being the fan favorite that they are all jealous of i bet.

          and I think Camille, being a man’s woman, was the only one not affected by it.

          The others (Kim not included, because she’s usually in outer space) must have been pretty jealous for Lisa having won all the polls and being Andy’s clear favorite with all the attention he lavished on Jiggy. I think Taylor exploited this because she’s the type to pick up on undercurrents like that and exploit them to the nth degree. So she made a bad situation worse.

          I actually feel bad for Camille looking back at last year because it’s clear she came into the situation, a group of women, expecting not to be liked, because she has had bad experiences (though to be fair, her behavior is threatening to other women, like talking about her breasts poolside last year). This year it seemed like she just didn’t care. And I have to wonder if having been through so much of a public humiliation humanized her to the other women, and deepened her perspective as to the effects of a third party on a married or committed couple. I wonder if she has ever been the ‘woman scorned’ instead of the one who was helping the man do the scorning. It might have changed her outlook in a profound way.

          • theDesignDiva says:

            NAthania… after a couple of episodes of BH this year I even commented here that Camille was coming across as very reserved and I was waiting for her to implode or explode..and then lo and behold here comes the tea party…. and the fallout from that…. I think camille that day took her que from Lisa.,because Lisa made the first remark about the abuse…. Ever so quietly in the back ground if you listen you will hear her…that’s all camille needed to hear..then OFF came the gloves…..

            I think taylor had set her mark on Camille because she would be the most understanding because of the recent events with her divorce so it made taylors story so sad to camille… then when that didnt work she ( taylor) went for the typical REVERSE psychology routine to reel the rest of the woman in…. kyle questioned it and Lisa fell for it ..and then the race was on..as Camille says

            AND THAT’S NOT COOL…..

            • Called A Princess... says:

              I do not get why everybody has to be jealous of Lisa. Unless we can agree that Lisa might brag about what she has. Not on camera, not so much. I would not call Lisa subtle about much of anything. Taylor is jealous of everyone and maybe Kyle and Kim have the jelly gene. Camille and Adrienne do not seem jealous to me. Adrienne lived next door to Lisa and I do not think they were close for very healthy reasons. They are both very controlling alpha females, Nature dictates that they not share the same sun light for long periods of time. The story line may state that these are all close friends, but we here know that this not the truth, by a long shot. IMO.

  7. California35 says:

    Good morning!!

    Lots of info today, let’s not give that cook attention. If his problem with Lisa is that she doesn’t talk to him or thanks him, sorry but she has other things in her mind hen she has been at his bosses house. Is he offended because he is called a servant, sorry but hue is. He might get paid goodnmoney, he might have helpers in the kitchen that he can order around, that doesn’t make him a boss, a star. He could be a great cook, and might be used to great treatment, he might deserve it, who knows, but just because in of the guests of his boss doesn’t show him love, he is going to contantly bash? He needs to be humble and recognize that he is an employee or a paid servant…sorry but he is. Slap in the face to him that Lisa doesn’t address him as he would like, and HAAA she didn’t even know who he was at the Sur party. He needs to be glad he has a well paid job, and stay away from trying to socialize with the guests, he needs to do his job. Yes I dislike his behavior.

    • e-rizzle says:

      Me thinks Lisa didn’t hire him and he’s pissed.

      • JKyle says:

        yeah maybe for one of her restaurants?

      • Boobah says:

        Ooo…good point. That seems feasible for sure.

        • Called A Princess... says:

          Or maybe she was just rude and hostile towards him. I am sorry, he is just a servant so he should just take it like a man-slave. Besides, if Bravo did not want him on camera being rude about Queen Lisa, of Beverly Hills California, then he would not have made the horrible edit this season. IMO.

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      “Servants should be seen and not heard” is a bit of an elitist statement. However, I don’t recall her saying it so I don’t know how or why she said it. I love Lisa so I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and in any case it still doesn’t excuse his behavior.

      • jeanbean says:

        After hearing what he has to say I agree he should be seen and not heard. Come on Bravo we deserve better than that.

  8. housewifeaddict says:

    Oh that Bernie. He wants his 15 minutes. I doubt there is much more to it than that. He’s PamDana’s clone.

    Adrienne lets him because she’s jelly – first the Jackpot thing, then being upset because Lisa also has a shoe line, and then the Lisa/Pandy going to Planet Hollywood and not the Palms. If it hadn’t been for Lips hijacking the show we’d have had to put up with more of this petty nonsense. It’s Beverly Hills – chi chi chi chi – people don’t acknowledge that they want their dog to be the most popular – they just get the cutest dog and hope for the best.

    • jules says:

      Can you imagine that your biggest problem in life is wanting your dog to be most popular? Pathetic…

      • housewifeaddict says:

        It actually is pathetic.

        I think Lisa said in her blog something like ignoring all of this is the best revenge – and I think that’s what’s driving Bernie nuts – that she didn’t even remember him or know that he was making those snide comments – she simple didn’t know he existed. It’s all very funny if you think about it.

        • jules says:

          ITA. I thought it was hysterical that Lisa couldn’t remember who Bernie was at Sur. I didn’t know who he was either. I’m sure that went over like a lead balloon in Bernie’s kitchen when he saw the episode. What goes around comes around baby.

          • PussyGalore says:

            It was the perfect response in fact.

            • Called A Princess... says:

              Yes, it was perfect, if you are in preschool. Lisa knew who he was she was just playing it up for the cameras. Most people do not forget people whom they have insulted in the past. She just thinks she is so h hh hot!

              • ValleyVal says:

                Can you quote the insult? I want to know exactly what it is alleged that Lisa told Adrienne’s cook.
                Bernie claims it was a racial remark. I want know exactly WHAT racial remark.

    • ValleyVal says:

      HWA, I agree. Also, Lisa designed one shoe. She doesn’t have a shoe collection like Adrienne… Just a one time design.

  9. WindyCityWondering says:

    Adrienne has been allowed to think that she is smart and a business saavy woman. She can’t speak to any issue clearly, she thinks her way is the only way and she comes off as a whiny wimp when she finally gets the floor. IMO, she is the one who was over the top about a possible lawsuit and kicking the Armstrongs out of the White Party! As for her whole shoe line story – seriously those are tacky hooker shoes and for her to think that everyone wants to look like her is very laughable. Sadly, I enjoy her husband and without Paul she would not have any storyline worth watching.

    • housewifeaddict says:

      Maybe part of her issue with Lisa is that Lisa became friends with Lips and left Adrienne and Camille hanging? Although she was sniping at Lisa from the beginning.

      I like that Adrienne and Paul had Lips figured out – I seriously question Lisa’s judgement when it comes to grifters – but being a softie isn’t a fatal flaw.

      One thing Adrienne doesn’t have is any sense of what viewers want – she’s going to lose whatever popularity she has by attacking Lisa since we didn’t see anything that Lisa did to her all season. Where are her PR people and why is Camille the only housewife in the franchise who can turn thins around for herself.

      • jules says:

        What struck me most about the whole Lisa/Taylor exchange was when Lisa admitted she didn’t know how important her friendship was to Taylor. Lisa was clearly holding back before that, probably because, as others have mentioned here before, she knew about some of the financial stuff. I think Lisa is a softie and decided to put her concerns aside to help someone who was reaching out to her. How long the friendship lasts, who knows. She’s been taken advantage of before and probably will be again. But I believe it says alot about Lisa’s character that she’s willing to overlook certain things and offer her geniune friendship to someone who needs it. Not that I think Taylor deserves it however.

        • Dee Dee says:

          Jules, nicely put. Lisa has heart. One thing we all can say is that she has shown her kindness and loyalty to her friends. Unfortunatly that makes her a target to people like Cedric and Taylor. My hope is that Adrienne and Kyle put thier pettiness aside, because I think once your totally out of Lisa’s good graces your out. Lisa is definatly the funny “it girl” you want to hang out with.

      • PussyGalore says:

        The fact is that Adrienne has been told by the viewers, whose comments are posted on her Bravo blog, that we neither understand nor approve of her aggression towards Lisa this season. She has been told week after week that she is being petty and unreasonable, yet every week it’s the same old same old with her going after Lisa. I read the comment every week and this year, for the first time, some of my comments were posted. The majority of responses to Adrienne’s blog are critical while Lisa’s responses are supportive. That says it all and Adrienne has been tone-deaf to all of it so it’s her own damn fault that no one likes her anymore.

        • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

          That’s what I can’t understand and it’s kind of a slap in the face to viewers… like she couldn’t care less about our opinions. Also, the reunion was after seeing how she came across during most of the season. How can she herself not see and acknowledge her poor behavior? That’s a real turn off. I liked Adrienne but I’m no longer a fan. The poll also spoke volumes that fans don’t like her attitude. Wonder if she gets it yet?

          • jules says:

            The comments here and on the Bravo blog are posted well after the events took place. There’s no possible way Adrienne could correct her behavior because the season had already been filmed and edited. If there is another season and she continues to behave the same way, then clearly she hasn’t learned from the experience; like Camille and Ramona from NY did. They both recognized things they didn’t like in themselves and changed accordingly. They grew from the opportunity to see themselves as others do. Maybe Adrienne or any of the other housewives will do that too.

            • DeeDee says:

              Adrienne certainly had enough time to correct her behavior on the Reunion. She saw the backlash from the viewers on how she’s treated/treating Lisa, but from the previews it looks like she’s still slapping us all in the face.

            • ValleyVal says:

              The reunion was filmed early this month. Trust me Adrienne had more than enough time to correct her behavior. Unless, she is surrounded by people that only tell her what she wants to hear. My adivice to Adrienne. Fire your PR people!

              • Called A Princess... says:

                Or maybe Lisa did something to her that none of us know about. We still have not seen the full reunion show, so I do not know why Adrienne is arriving on the hate train. If she is evil at the reunion, I will be the first to admit it, but I am not going to judge her using a Bravo edit.

              • jules says:

                Oh, I completely forgot about the reunion. Disregard my post.

  10. Angela says:

    I agree that Tamra is trash-she is jealous of Gretchen & has been since she took that fateful first stroll to the limo! Her opening line about being ‘the hottest housewive’ was probably true til she saw Gretchen. She then enlisted Vicki in her attack & it was on! Now she likes Gretchen? I cry bullsh*t! Who’s taking bets that Vicki doesn’t walk all over this guy the way she did Donn? I liked Gretchen in her first season-but saw shades of a mean girl last season-so the jury is out. I have to watch the reunion before I can form an opinion on Kyle bashing Lisa-I. Relieve they have a true friendship & will be surprised to discover otherwise. I know Adrienne is jealous & a chicken. She lets her staff do the bashing for her! Jackpot? Get serious! Adrienne saw Andy fall in love w/Jiggy-making commercials about him-putting his pic up in the clubhouse. Who is jealous of a dog? Where does Bravo find these ladies? Do they search for the wealthy & immature? I will be watching the OC with one eye closed. This is their probationary period w/me-if this new season is like the last-it will be my last!

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      I’m not convinced that Tamra was jealous of Gretchen. I do think Tamra is very attractive and I just don’t think Gretchen is the hottest housewife out there. Tamra made comments about feeling insecure around Alexis, so I’m sure if she felt that way around Gretchen, she would have said it. I really don’t think she liked her because she felt like she was using Jeff. From what I’ve read and pictures I’ve seen, I also believe Gretchen was with him for the money and I don’t doubt that she was cheating on him when he was sick. However I agree with you about the sudden friendship. I’m suspicious of it myself. Guess we’ll have to wait and see. I’m agree with who ever mentioned it above… I’ll take Tamra over Gretchen any day. I find Tamra entertaining at times with her craziness. I can’t stomach Gretchen. I can’t stand Vicki but Gretchen’s attitude about Vicki going to the hospital last year during Alexis’ luncheon really sickened me. That’s just one example.

      • nathania says:

        I think Tamra is way more up front and she probably despises people like the girl Gretchen used to be, someone who appears to be one thing but is another underneath. Because generally the wolves in sheeps clothing point to people like Tamra as the ‘bad girls’ because Tamra is up front about who she is, and is a straight shooter.

        It seemed to me last season that Gretchen is seeing that she can make her own way in life and doesn’t have to use men to get what she wants. She really toughened up in this way. I am glad to see her stop attacking Tamra because Tamra is stronger than her in this way. They probably clashed because of commonalities between them, aspects of themselves they don’t like.

  11. AZGirl says:

    Thank you BB for Top Chef recap. Missed the first half. I am allergic to bees also and I would be freaking out like Chris.

    As for Bernie the Cook (he,he,he) Lisa is right is the help and he should be seen not heard.

  12. AZGirl says:

    Dear god…MSNBC has the clip of our emotionally challenged Govenor Jan Brewer pointing her finger at President Obama. This is so embarrassing for AZ. The people of Arizona deserve better representation. Ok rant over and carry on….

    • lizzle says:

      I heard about that on the radio this morning. I wish politicians would respect each other a little more. I’ve read about how it was 30 or so years ago… politicians from all sides would debate, but at the end of the day they could all go have a drink together. It’s not that way anymore. Politicians seem to really hate each other and that isn’t good for this country.

      • Sammysmom says:

        Speaking of DC, are you guys watching the marathon? I got A “ha ha” tweet from Mary. Someone had suggested they do shots everytime Salahis lie. I tweeted “you’ll be drunk by noon”. Sorry, I get giddy when I get a tweet from a real housewife. As opposed to Pam.

    • e-rizzle says:

      A picture is a picture, it’s not a synopsis of what actually occurred, so I think judging everything based on a picture is ridiculous. If someone came off a plane and greeted me with a lecture on what I did wrong in my own book, I don’t care if it is the POTUS, I’d more than likely give him a piece of my mind. And to walk away mid sentence from someone in any setting, other than those in matrimonial show downs, is beyond adolescent and disrespectful.

      Opinons of these two people aside, looking at it solely from situation at hand, I don’t blame her much. Sorry.

      • Pghemtchick says:

        ^5!

        I agree 100%. She didn’t lecture him. She had her thoughts written in the invite to be discussed in the future at the right time and place. He then commented and lectured about her book. Not the right place or time. Shame on him, cause I’d be as upset as she is.

      • DeeDee says:

        Well put, e-riz. And agreed.

      • Reallvhousewife says:

        I’m glad I’m not alone on this one. You put it beautifully!

      • lovemamaearth says:

        Helpfully edited… If someone came off a plane and greeted me with a lecture on what I did wrong in policies beyond my control, I don’t care if it is the governor, I’d …

        (just to show another side. I have a hard time thinking many would be as disrepectful to any other POTUS as some have been to him, to his face. And I’m not a democrat. JMHO)

      • MLS says:

        POTUS or not, he has a lot of chutzpah reprimanding her for what she wrote in HER book…

    • lovemamaearth says:

      Sad. She had to have known what a photo op that would be.

      I don’t see Obama being for amnesty, he’s been sending more who are here illegally than almost any other president. I don’t see Obama censoring anyone. And the southern states do have a serious problem. How’s about heavy fines and maybe some AZ jail time in the desert for those big companies who hire illegals here? Other than that, I don’t see a solution at either the state or federal level.

      • PussyGalore says:

        While amnesty was beneficial to me when Reagan passed the bill in 1986 the employer sanctions were never properly enforced and we are now dealing with the aftermath of that. I can’t see the point of declaring another amnesty.

      • Viki55 says:

        Other than sealing the boarder. Seems simple but we can’t seem to manage to do it.

      • jules says:

        Lovemaearth, I am from Mass and Obama has two relatives living here who are both illegal aliens. One is his aunt who’s been collecting social security, food stamps and lives in subsidized housing the entire time she’s been here. She actually told one of the newspapers here that if America doesn’t want to support immigrants, it shouldn’t allow them in! His 1/2 uncle was recently arrested for drunk driving. He hit a police cruiser. When told he could make one phone call, he said he was going to call the White House. Obama refuses to comment on either of these relatives. But guess what, they’re both still here!

        • lovemamaearth says:

          Vikki, how would you seal the border?

          Jules, I don’t know about these two you mentioned but there are undesirables in most families. I don’t see how an illegal person can get social security. I want real problems fixed, not this kind of stuff in politics. Bush’s twins drinking and Laura’s driving accident weren’t of interest to me either.

          • jules says:

            I agree that every family has a black sheep LME, but it’s more than that for Obama. Believe me when I tell you, his aunt and uncle (who are not married) have both been living here illegally and have received tons of benefits supposedly available only to citizens. The uncle has a SS card and drivers license. The immigration department supposedly had him on a “list” to find and deport but it hasn’t happened. I realize there is no easy fix to immigration. However, when my tax dollars are used to feed and house illegal immigrants that the authorities and the POTUS are well aware of, I admit, it makes me crazy. Laura Bush’s car accident and the girls drinking didn’t affect me or the country at large in any way. Illegal immigration does so for me it is a real problem.

            • nathania says:

              illegal immigrants are cleaning many of the ‘authorities’ houses. They all know about it. Like drugs and prostitution these issues are used for votes but not seriously addressed… I think wealthy politicians know better than anyone how much of our economy runs on the labor of illegal immigrants. There are always benefits to being related to high powered politicians…George H.W. Bush’s idiot son even got to be president.

        • MLS says:

          Maybe BHO can get them birth certificates…

        • lovemamaearth says:

          Yes I like free stuff too but if you make a living on copyrighted material, then someone should have to pay to see it.

          I think it was Audios who reminded us of being non political. I’ll bow out. Thanks to all for the discussion.

    • Contessa (formerly Sonjafan) says:

      I totally agree with you on this subject and the governor is a big POS for doing that. I feel she planned it for a photo opp and her book sales were really up today. I think some of the following comments don’t get the big picture about respect. Who knows what the President said to the little beyotch, but no one has the right to get into someone’s personal space and stick their finger in someone’s face. Sorry that is unforgiveable, but when it is a politician who herself demands respect and can’t give it it is beyong comprehension. she is an
      an embarrassment to the state of arizona, and trust me I did not vote for that POS.

  13. I'm a Virgo? says:

    I’m glad to see someone address how Adrienne cannot communicate effectively. When she has a point to get across she says, “Here’s what I think. Let me tell you what I think. Do you know what I think? I’m going to tell you what I think.” By the time she gets all this out, the people listening have either interrupted her or turned their attention somewhere else.

    I cannot imagine that Bernie has made all these comments without Adrienne’s blessings if he continues to be employed by her. Remember when Lisa was teaching Adrienne how to cook (wash) a chicken? Bernie was lurking around the wall at them and was supremely honked off that he had to step in and show them where the salt and pepper were located.

    Could simply be that Bernie resents that Bravo didn’t ask HIM to teach Adrienne how to cook a chicken and he, like a lot of us, did not appreciate having someone else in his kitchen.

    Lisa pretending not to recognize him at the Sur opening was a smooth and calculating move on Lisa’s part and Bernie better realize who he is trying to mess with publicly.

    • LynnNChicago says:

      Bernie added something about owning a restaurant does not make you a chef. I don’t think Lisa ever pretended to be a chef but clearly she can cook pretty darn good! We saw that amazing Roast dinner with Yorkshire pudding she made last season, it looked SO good but no one makes Yorkshire pudding like my mommy! Lol

      • PussyGalore says:

        I could eat Yorkshire pudding ’til the cows come home.

        • T-Rex says:

          Mmmmm! I have been eating Yorkshire pudding since I was able to eat solid foods as a baby! Every family has their own recipe to make them and we have them at every family event or big dinner. Really learned to make them in my teens when we traveled to England for a month to finally meet all our relatives. It’s almost like a contest now to see who makes the best ones, although, maybe it’s the water or elevation, but I make better ones when we are visiting in England. Live in Florida now(born in Chicago) and our New Years Day tradition is of course Black eye Peas, Collard Greens and instead of CornBread, Yorkshire Puddings! I love me some Marmite too, not sure if Lisa’s family eats that though.

    • bosandi says:

      Boy this is going to sound so elitist but here goes.

      As Adrienne’s “help” it was her job to put Bernie in check. Period.

      Growing up we had “help”. Being southern everyone who came to our home was family. The problem we encountered often was that the “help” got too comfortable and stepped outside of their place, i.e. offering opinions about things, getting too personal with guests, failing to treat guests with respect when they didn’t like the guest. My dad was always good at talking to them about their behavior without being rude and making them feel he was on their side.
      This Bernie person, no matter how great a chef, is the help and should not have even been invited to Lisa’s party. I guess in BH everyone is auditioning for their own show.

      • JumpTheShark says:

        My former employer is in his early forties, and prefers that staff call him “Michael”, but he hired an older guy who insists on calling him “Mikey”…cause for termination IMO.

      • nathania says:

        I think the terminology ‘employee’ and ‘employer’ are less demeaning and more professional. They aren’t ‘helping’…they are doing a job for which they are getting paid. Maybe the reason the ‘help’ stepped outside of their ‘place’ (is this another way of saying they got ‘uppity’?) is because the roles of employer/employee were not well-delineated (when this is true the benefit to the employer is usually far greater than that to the employee…all this ‘help’ nonsense is probably the remnants of what happened to the slave-owner/slave relationship after emancipation). There is no ‘help’ any more in this country, thank god.

        And, saying a respected employee should not be invited to one’s party is just a bit weird.

      • MLS says:

        Kim, Kyle and Camille all bring their publicists to parties and Taylor brought her shrink…what is the problem with Adrienne inviting her chef? Maybe they are friends.

        • Bosandi says:

          Good point.

          Bernie just irks me and I’m no Lisa lover. Why go to a party where you dislike the hostess? I forgot, Bravo manufactured drama and it is LA.

        • PussyGalore says:

          The problem is that it’s Lisa and Ken’s party and we have all witnessed Adrienne’s chef being rude to Lisa. We’ve seen Lisa interact with her staff and she certainly seems to be egalitarian to me so I doubt that she has an upstairs/downstairs attitude. But Bernie was to rude to Lisa and that is why she made that comment, I believe.

        • BessiB says:

          There is a difference in a publicist and a domestic.

  14. MaryE says:

    In the RHOBH photo Lynn posted, does anyone think the driver in the background could be Ken’s brother???

  15. Boobah says:

    Kyle is the guest on The View today. I’ll watch it – ugh. I want to see if she says anything about Lisa.

    • Boobah says:

      She’s on right now. First thing they asked was about something she wrote in her book – Kyle stated that if I person cheats once they shouldn’t tell their spouse as long as it was only that once and won’t happen again.

      • Boobah says:

        OMG – she also just said that Paris ia a serious business woman! Lol!!

        • LynnNChicago says:

          Well that alone should tell you she’s delusional haha Paris, a businesswoman? Hardly!

          • Racine Thyme says:

            I have always admired Paris in spite of her reputation. She works hard and earns her own money. She does not live off her parents. I think she really is a serious business woman. She is building her own empire.

            • BB says:

              Sorry, but I haven’t even seen Paris or heard about her for a long long time. Or seen any of her “products” anywhere. Maybe they just aren’t popular around these parts. Her claim to fame is a sex tape and couple of pretty bad reality shows. JMO

              • MelTheHound says:

                100% agree.. Similar to her copycat buddy, Kim Pornogate II Kartrashian.

                • Racine Thyme says:

                  I agree – she has been out of the news lately. Her reality shows may have been stupid, but she was working hard, honoring her contract obligations, and making her own money. She has done at least one commercial that I remember – the one for Carl’s Junior and she has her own perfume. I think she has other products also, but I cannot think of any. The point is, she is no slouch when it comes to working for a living. She is out there, selling her brand.

                  • e-rizzle says:

                    It’s easy to “work” hard for a living when all you have to do is what you want, basically.

                    • Racine Thyme says:

                      If someone works hard to earn the money to do what they want, good for them. Even if its millions. You take your assets, and use them to your advantage. Isn’t that what this country is all about?

                    • e-rizzle says:

                      Racine, I guess what I’m saying is she isn’t really working hard. She’s making money doing things she wants to do, not has to do, and capitalizing on her name.

                • Racine Thyme says:

                  In spite of the sex tape, Kim K works hard also. Neither of these two women are living off of taxpayers. They should be commended for that.

                • MelTheHound says:

                  I’ve just never liked either one of them so I don’t pay much attention to most that they do. I don’t deny that they work hard at whatever it is they do though.

                  • Racine Thyme says:

                    Thank you Mr. Hound. One does not have to like a person to have an appreciation for what that person can accomplish.

                    • BB says:

                      Look downthread.

                    • Racine Thyme says:

                      e-rizzle. If I could make a living doing what I want to do, and not what I have to do, I would be the happiest person alive. And I suspect I am not the only one.

                    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

                      I agree… isn’t that what someone is doing if they love their job? But I also must say that I don’t think it’s necessarily commendable for how she got there in the first place… with a sex tape. That is what it all started with.

              • nathania says:

                Her and her sister are absolute royalty in Japan. She has her own lines of fashion and accessories. I know she does make her own money and has for a very long time. But I remember reading there was some doubt she would even inherit her fortune since her family has been so scandalized by some of her behavior.

          • PussyGalore says:

            It’s an entire family of delusional, vapid and shallow women.

  16. WindyCityWondering says:

    Part of Kyle’s problem in my mind is that she is told too many secrets by too many people and does gossip, plus she thought she had Kim’s “situation” underwraps, when clearly she did not. Kyle is not mature enough to see that Lisa’s friendship with Taylor is based solely on Taylor’s need to think she is friends with Lisa!

    • theDesignDiva says:

      WCW…BINGO….and so masterfully the game that taylor plays worked ..She had Lisa eating out of the palm of her hand…. and YES I saw the frustration on Kyles face that fateful tea party day…JUST LIKE THAT..it’s all better….
      New video is up for part three of the reunion..Guess they already filmed Kim.. We will hear the OH WOE IS ME how I put my jaw back together from taylor…..over a toilet…..BOOHOOOO…. Sorry folks…dont believe much if any of what she has to say….

      • Dee Dee says:

        I read an article on Web MD that the only way to fix a dislocated Jaw is to have a doctor realign it. Then it takes about 2 weeks to be able to smile or chew solid foods. One of the other bloggers posted a timeline of when Taylor said she had her Jaw dislocated by Russell and the very next day she’s at an event taking pictures and smiling, she is full of shit. Also Taylor said the black eye happened the night after she was in Vegas with Lisa and the next day she tweeted she was at the pool at the four seasons relaxing. How are you going to hand out at a pool when you eye is coming out of the socket. The timelines need to be checked and Brovo needs to come out with any information either supporting this or refuting the abuse.

        • e-rizzle says:

          My cousin had her jaw broken and re-aligned for health reasons (don’t ask), and basically, she had her mouth wired shut for 2 weeks, and then 2 weeks of barely being able to move her mouth and eating liquids, and then easing into solids. Lots of pain killers in the interim,, which means, barring you’re an idiot, no alcohol at all.

          • DeeDee says:

            ok, now that you’ve said ‘don’t ask’, I’m DYING to ask!!

            • e-rizzle says:

              Honestly, I don’t know. She and her twin did it right before her wedding but I know she’s not crazy enough to go through all that for a good wedding pciture. I shoudl ask one day!

        • theDesignDiva says:

          Deedee…video of taylor and russell June 12th Beso…the day after the bachlorette party with LISA in Vegas….

          http://youtu.be/I2-SebcScaA

          Yea she looks real beat up…dont she……
          Listen to what she says about family in Oklahoma ??

          • Kris says:

            when was the white party again? the whole timeline confuses me, but she’s such an idiot, lol

            • theDesignDiva says:

              Kris..white party was the weekend of June 18/19th..They left for HA the 24th..returned the 26/27th…
              I have pics of taylor thru the month of June and in July at the hamptons….

        • nathania says:

          why doesn’t big media take this on.

          within days of reading about the suicide and abuse charges i had googled and there are tons and tons of pictures of Taylor during the time all of this was going on, and she is none the worse for wear. A man has died, I can’t believe that no one out there cares enough to do an investigative piece on this.

  17. lizzle says:

    Good morning! I just drank a 3 shot latte, so I am definitely awake now. I just wanted to point out Kyle’s outfit in the RHOBH group photo above. Michelle, you are so right about her outfits. She wears things that are too billowy. She definitely needs a stylist!

    • bosandi says:

      Michelle said that her clothes were boring on one of the blogs. I missed the billowy comment. I’d really like to hear Michelle’s take on what would look good on Kyle. She never looks put together to me and her constant pulling on her clothes indicates that she’s uncomfortable. Compared to the other ladies, Kyle is a little chunky – meaning she’s probably a size 6. I just wonder what would look good on her particular figure.

      • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

        I wouldn’t say she’s chunky… just not skinny as a pin. It’s a shame she’s uncomfortable because she wears a size 6. She did mention once that in BH, anyone who wears over a size 2 is considered fat… or something like that. Anyway, Michelle mentioned in the comments I believe it was yesterday that Kyle wears billowy clothing and I agree, she does.

        Sorry, but it just drives me nuts what’s considered plus sized these days. Now a plus sized model is anywhere from a size 6 to 12 where several years ago it was size 12 to size 18. I don’t know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about it… I used to be a size 2 and now I’m a size 6, but I certainly don’t consider myself over weight. Shocking that my size would be considered plus size. That speaks volumes to me about the reason there are so many young girls with body image issues and eating disorders. I’m 52, and it was rarely heard of when I was a teenager. The media is ridiculous about it… I’ve seen them pick on celebs for being fat when you can’t even pinch an inch on them. I don’t know… this weight issue is just so twisted to me nowadays. It’s sad and it’s killing people.

        • Bosandi says:

          I totally agree with you. I don’t think Kyle is chunky. I wanted to express in my original post that next to some of the other ladies who could be size zeros, she looks chunky on TV.

          I guess I’d like to see her in something less billowy And more figure flattering. She just never seems comfortable in what she has on.

          I don’t think you’re being sensitive about the unrealistic expectations society has placed on women. And it’s terrible that our self worth is too often gauged by our looks.

  18. ValleyVal says:

    I just watched the 9 clips that Bravo has on their site about RHOBH. Lisa gets attacked, fans are not going to like the other ladies doing so.

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      Lisa gets attacked when it should be Taylor. Oh boy this blog is going to be burning up the next two Monday nights.

  19. ValleyVal says:

    Adrienne’s cook lies again. He claims never got a hello from Brandi or Dana. Bravo posted a video in which Brandi stops by the kitchen while Bernie cooking and spends some time talking to him and complimenting him. The footage never made it to the show but Bravo posted in their site as bonus film.

    BERNIE LIES AND HE LIES CONSTANTLY.
    HE HAS ZERO CREDIBILITY!

    • MelTheHound says:

      Actually I think the quote said SWASNBN never acknowledged him but Brandi et al Did say hello and Thank you. One of us read that wrong and it very well could have been Me.

      • ValleyVal says:

        Hi Mel. Typing and reading on my little iPhone can be a challenge at times. I got it from above. Lynn is quoting Bernie’s Facebook page. Because he typed Dana and Brandi in caps I took it as them. However, there are two dots between Dana and Brandi so who knows. Either way he is a proven liar.

        “ALL SEASON, I NEVER GOT A hello or a thank you from DANA..BRANDI ,kim,kyle,camille were always nice and thanked everyone.”

        • MelTheHound says:

          I’m not defending the guy. I read it the same way you did the first time and had to look at it a couple times myself on a Big screen ;) . You know Brandi’s my girl and if he’s talking smack about her, he’d better have his facts straight ;) .

          • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

            I took it as meaning Dana was the biotch and the others were okay. Funny Lisa isn’t mentioned along with Dana there so what’s the problem?

            • MelTheHound says:

              Second or third time though, that’s how I read it too. I did look for Lisa’s name on that list. Perhaps it just slipped his mind. I don’t see Taylor’s name there either. Hell, Even Kim and Kyle were Polite to him…. Being the a$$ kisser SWASNBN is, I would think she would have at least followed suit with the Richards sisters. Then again, I don’t even know what exactly he’s referring to.

        • jeanbean says:

          One question for Bernie the cook? Did you get a paycheck and exposure on tv?

  20. MAMAZ says:

    “we do begin filming season 3 in march’

    We? LMAO! What’s this WE crap? Does Bernie think he’s a major part of the show?
    He’s the personal chef of one of the least liked BH housewives!

    • MelTheHound says:

      He’s a Chef To The Stars. My question about that is, if that’s true, why is he working for Adrienne? Do you think he’s trying to become a 7th Housewife on the show? He’s gonna have to get in line, That’s Paul’s job ;) He’s gonna have to get in line behind Paul, Ken, Mauricio, Giggy, and yes, Even Jackpot. Even Bruno Buttafucco rates higher on the RHOBH scale than Bernie.

    • Cusi77 says:

      Bernie should be nominated for the Academy as “the best support actor”.Lol

    • e-rizzle says:

      Roayl we, perhaps?!

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      I caught that too. WTH

    • jeanbean says:

      What next. An article from Kims limo driver telling us she pushed the buttons too hard.

  21. DeeDee says:

    Boobah,

    I saw this morning that you asked if any of us had used Wen, and I wanted to let you know that I have. It’s really good stuff, as you only need to ‘wash’ your hair once or twice a week. Makes your hair feel soft, silky and fresh and holds the color so much longer.

    However, I’ve found an even better product with the same idea and same ‘rules’ for cleansing. I feel like with Wen, if you use even a smidge too much while cleansing your hair, it gets oily/greasy/dirty looking (in spite of it being still clean) much faster than with this other stuff.

    This bottle (32 oz.) will last me almost a year, so don’t let the price throw you: http://www.amazon.com/Deva-Curl-Lather-Conditioning-Cleanser/dp/B000NE6QP6/ref=sr_1_4?m=A3B63H5TJGTTXL&s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1327599289&sr=1-4

    • Boobah says:

      DeeDee,
      I cannot thank you enough! That damn Wen informercial put me into a trance everytime I stumbled upon it!
      The thing that bugs me the most was dulling color or my blond highlights getting brassy – it bugged me to spend so much on color only to watch it fade so quickly.
      My hair is fine, which requires that I use a volumizer – I checked out the link and I think I will also order the DevaCurl B’Leave-In curl Boost and Volumizer. Have you used this? It sounds like it will do the trick but I am not sure if I need the conditioner or not, so I need to research a little more before I place an order.

      Thank you so much!

      • DeeDee says:

        Try washing your hair exclusively in cold water, and no more than 2X a week. I know that cold water sounds harsh for this time of year, but that, along with No-Poo will save your color-time by leaps and bounds! I don’t use the conditioners because I find that (for ME) the cleansers themselves are more than enough conditioner for my hair, otherwise it gets oily too soon.

        And yes, e-riz, Wen and No-Poo are comparable, but I really prefer the No-Poo over Wen….waaaay more. Love me some Wen if the going gets tough, but it’s not my #1.

        • e-rizzle says:

          I’m so scared to try it, but I’m intrigued. I have the straightest hair though, so not sure there’s a point. And it’s oily, and I shower twice a day…and I think my husband would look at me like I’m nuts, well more nuts than the norm.

          • Boobah says:

            e-riz, if you have time, click on the link and read the reviews of the product. My hair is as straight as can be also, but I noticed that some of the reviewers had straight hair and still recommended the product. Not all the reviews were favorable though, but I personally appreciate that. It was also suggested that you stay away from other hair care products that have a certain ingredient (I forgot the name) because it is that particluar ingredient that causes the oiliness.
            I figure it worth a shot, becasue my color fades or goes brassy way to quickly.

          • DeeDee says:

            e-riz,

            Washing so often might be the problem with the oily hair. I’ve found that the LESS I’ve washed my hair, the less oily it is. And the No-Poo/Wen cleansing conditioners make a world of difference.

        • Boobah says:

          Ok, I will give the cold water a try. I have to admit that sounds tough to do because of the weather.

          So glad to hear that I might be able to extend my color and spend less on touch-ups. It adds up.

          I know exactly what you mean about conditioner! I perfer not to use it either because it weighs my hair down. I have to use it sometimes because I notice that as my hair gets brassy it also gets dry. But my hair will turn around and get oily.

          I have tried tons of hair care products. Tons! Maybe this is just the ticket. *crosses fingers*

          • DeeDee says:

            I have super straight hair, and any little thing (like conditioner) weighs it down for me too.

            And is it sulfate that you’re thinking of? It’s the stuff that makes the soap/shampoo lather. It’s too harsh for our hair and skin. That’s why I’ve gone the way of No-Poo. I believe that’s what causes oiliness.

            Once you get over that whole “I need SUDS to make it clean” thing…you’ll be good to go. The first time after drying–you’ll be very pleasantly surprised.

            Just make sure the rule of thumb when using this stuff: Rinse Rinse Rinse, and when you think you’re done, Rinse a little bit more. :)

    • e-rizzle says:

      Wen? Is that like No-Poo?

      • Kris says:

        yeah, I think the whole idea behind it is cowashing (washing w. conditioner instead of shampoo) so you’re not completely stripping your hair, but it’s still getting cleansed with the little bit of detergent that conditioner has. I wasn’t a big fan of WEN (i’m also african american so diff hair type), but cowashing has been great for my hair

        • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

          Yeah… I’ve heard that shampoo is really awful for your hair. I’ve been wanting to try one of the no shampoo products. Are you saying to only use conditioner and no shampoo at all… at the time? My hair is dry and fly away and really need to find a better way.

          • kris says:

            you don’t even have to use a chi chi conditioner I use the cheap v05…try Jude conditioning your hair for a week and see if you like the diff

            • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

              I’m going to try it. I’ve heard about the no poos but I never heard about only using conditioner. Guess it can’t hurt to try! I’ll let you know how I like it. Thanks for the tip.

          • nathania says:

            that struck me as hysterical…

            shampoo is awful for your hair. who knew?

            it wouldn’t surprise me yet billions have been made off of it.

            i am going to try this cowashing thing…my hair is way more easier to deal with after conditioning though i don’t do it every time.

        • jules says:

          I do the same thing Kris and I’m as white as they come! My stylist told me I only need to wash my hair once or twice a week but put a little conditioner in it the other days. My hair has just enough wave to be annoying but it’s mainly straight. I’ve found it easier to work with since I started cowashing it.

          • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

            My hair is very fine but I have a lot of it. It’s got a large curl to it but I usually blow dry it straight. Throughout the day, a bit of a wave comes back. But because it’s so fine but plenty, it kinda poofs out half way down (it’s long… I need a hair cut soooo bad). Can’t wait to try this cowash. There’s actually a “recipe” for a no poo wash which I might try instead of using shampoo the 1-2x per week… if I feel like I need it.

    • T-Rex says:

      I am a Wen girl! I used to use all kinds of products in my hair because it’s frizzy to make it curl and had tons of scalp issues. Started using Wen my hair is now straighter, something new for me, although at my age non-hormones apparently have changed my hair texture. So now I have this thick straight hair, that is smooth. I have heard some negative stuff from others but this works for me!

  22. BB says:

    I find it amusing when watching the preview video of the BH renunion that Brandi is featured as much as the other houswives but there is another person that is not even seen, much less heard from. Unless it was so fast I totally missed it.

    • MelTheHound says:

      What would SWASNBN have to add? She contributed absolutely nothing except some price dropping and even that was old and tired after the first time she did it.

    • ValleyVal says:

      Did you see that Andy liked Brandi’s shoes better out if the other housewiveS? Go Brandi!

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      If Bravo doesn’t get that fans want Brandi but don’t want Dana (Taylor or Kim either but…) then they are never going to get ANYTHING!

  23. Evangeline says:

    What if Taylor is telling the truth? What if Russell WAS a beast? We haven’t heard her side of the story yet. Shouldn’t we at least “listen” . . . . . before we crucify her?

    • Viki55 says:

      Kind of seems like all we have heard is her side of the story. It’s Rusell’s side we will never hear.

    • Kris says:

      ppl who are telling the truth don’t need to lie, so if most of the excerpts have already been discounted, why would we believe it now? her own castmasts didn’t believe her and they have more information than we do. It’s what happens when you cry wolf, she can be telling the truth about SOME things, but at this point she has NO CREDIBILITY and no one to blame for that but her own psycho self

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      I see your point. IMO, the abuse has been during the entire relationship and can’t be jammed into just RHBH. And as for Russell’s side of the “story” – he forfeited that when he took his life. Taylor shouldn’t be on RHBH but I do hope she gets the help necessary for both Kennedy and herself.

    • PussyGalore says:

      Evangeline…..now there’s no doubt in my mind; you are living in a parallel universe. All we’ve heard is her side of the story.

    • RabbleRouser says:

      Nope, as far as I concerned even if she is telling the truth..she is the reason we don’t beleive her.

      I also think it’s disgusting the she SOLD the picture of herself with a black eye- and is now trying to pen a book.

      She has nothing of value, hope or inspiration to offer women and children of abuse and her attitude will forever be summed up in “one day too, you can get to live in Beverly Hills”

      • nathania says:

        oh my god, i forgot about that.
        that was very telling, although I didn’t ‘get it’ then because the story had not panned out.

        Taylor spells out things that other people leave unsaid. Like in the same episode when the woman brings all the clothes and she goes on about ‘keeping up with’ other people there. Just like Anderson Cooper said to Discountess about ‘class’…something about if you have to talk about it, you don’t have it.

        But i forgot that message to the battered ones: ‘someday you too can live in Beverly Hills with a husband that you claim beats you’. What a message of hope and recovery.

  24. RabbleRouser says:

    hey girls-

    pg- i cant find your post to me.

    Pidy, I found yours and replied to it must have got missed in the shuffle.
    I didn’t hear the Marines, but I was in Telega most of the day which is a bit removed from the action. I hoped the noise didn’t upset you.

  25. Cusi77 says:

    Watching the rerun of the DCHW… wow! The Salamis do not have spine, like Linda said! Watching Michaelle dancing and running around in high hills and saying afterwards by the end of the Season about having MS is a slap in the face to me… My cousin has MS and has been times [years] in a wheelchair. Shame on you Micaela!

    • BB says:

      Yes, I’m sorry they hijacked that franchise, because it might have been a good one if not for that couple. Luckily now Michele has found true love (ha ha) and hopefully we won’t hear much about either one of them in the future!

      • nathania says:

        They really did, sadly. And the other ladies knew it from the beginning, that their show had been kidnapped by the frauds.

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      I’m sorry about your cousin. I know people who have MS, one who comes to mind is incapable of taking care of herself but my sister has it and you’d never know it to look at her… she hides it well. She does get shots which is supposed to yield it from worsening although there are no guarantees. So far it’s worked. She doesn’t however live a lifestyle like Michaelle Salahi. There are things that trigger episodes which may or may not reverse. My sister’s been very lucky so far but she does suffer from some symptoms but nothing you’d realize was MS unless you spent a decent amount of time with her. I have Lyme Disease which is also an auto immune disorder like MS. Again, symptoms vary greatly from person to person for a variety of reasons. It’s not impossible that Salahi has it, but I’d say unlikely.

  26. Cityside says:

    Happy Birthday to you(se)
    Happy Birthday to you(se)
    Happy Birthday to Jezzibel & MichellefromNY & Three Blessed
    Happy Birthday to you(se)

    Singing to the tune of HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

  27. Racine Thyme says:

    BB – I am looking…… I am not seeing what you are directing me to.

  28. BB says:

    I have to agree that the K’s and PH all worked very hard to get the gullible public to think they are relevant and talented and for a while they were successful at it. They all started out with advantages that your average Joe doesn’t have, especially PH. But even the gullible eventually sees through the facade. They are what they are. They hustle and scheme as long as they can, then eventually fade away because they don’t have a real talent, whether it be singing, acting, or whatever, to remain in the public arena forever. There are only so many public appearances you can make and even the most devoted of fans will tire of that. I wish them all the best, but I hope our younger generation doesn’t aspire to be like them.

    • Racine Thyme says:

      BB, I couldn’t agree with you more. But as long as people are consuming what they are providing, then they should capitalize on it. Perhaps you would prefer they were air traffic controllers (most ridiculous example I could think of), directing airplanes through the sky with hundreds of thousands of people’s lives depending on them. (That really sounds dumb, doesn’t it, but the point serves my purpose). If they use their moment of fame to make money and pay taxes instead of living off of our tax money. I support them all the way. And when they lose their luster, I will not miss them.

    • Racine Thyme says:

      BB, my response to you is awaiting moderation. Are all Paris non-haters immediately suspect? Hmmmm… I swear my my opinion is pure and void of any bad words or sentiments.

      • BB says:

        Ruh Roh. You didn’t use the word “cooktale” did you? Lol. By the way, I don’t Hate PH. I just can’t admire her.

        • BB says:

          And I agree with you she is not lazy in the least and deserves every penny she has earned.

          • Racine Thyme says:

            What I admire about Paris is, she went right out into the world and started making her own money, and not living off of mom and dad. Which she probably could have verily easily done.

  29. LynnNChicago says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2092294/Real-Housewives-Beverly-Hills-star-Kim-Richards-finally-admits-shes-alcoholic.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

    Looks like Kim will be part of the reunion after all, a one on one with Andy taped after the fact. She finally admits to a drinking problem.

    • Viki55 says:

      She is in the latest reunion clip Bravo posted.

    • ValleyVal says:

      Lynn, Bravo has the video up where he ask her why she went to rehab.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      I am sick of Kim and her issues and her 30 days in rehab stunt, so I call bs on her being part of the “reunion”!

      • theDesignDiva says:

        WCW….maybe it’s a TEST from Bravo to gauge how the public will react to the NEW calmer demure Kim….. Then they will taly up the votes and see if she comes back next season..But here’s a little kink…Both Kyle and Kim have the same managers and Kyle said from the beginning..It was a TWOFER deal…. Both or none…. Maybe that’s why bravo is out casting for new blood…..

        • WindyCityWondering says:

          Diva – do you think Kim fullfilled her contractual obligations to Bravo? It may have started out as a two for one (although Kyle was first hired and Kim was second to last hired) but I can’t see Kyle not doing the show because of Kim not being asked back.

          • theDesignDiva says:

            WCW… I dont know if she did or not… I wish I could read her contract…I do know that she paid per episode not per the season… So who knows exactly what she signed on for…
            Kyles too conceited to not come back… with or without her sister..
            heavy BUZZ that Taylor NOT RETURNING… or pamdana….Kyle is trying to talk her other sis into appearing…cough cough……UGH.

    • ValleyVal says:

      Where is Kim living right now? We know she doesn’t have a home. Where was the interview taped? It does not look like Kyle’s house. Is she staying with sister Kathy?

  30. Kris says:

    And so it begins…I actually like Jezebel, but I expect them to take the ‘victims’ side

    http://jezebel.com/5879508/the-sad-tell+all-tale-of-taylor-armstrongs-violent-marriage#

  31. Kris says:

    Another thing is this quote which another commenter or another board made a lot of sense…maybe it’s b/c of the heels but Taylor and Russell seem about the same height (assuming she’s wearing heels most of the time), it’d be difficult to remain in control of the car, while slamming the passengers head against the window, plus how long were his arms?

  32. Not that Crazy says:

    Happy Birthday ladies!!!! Hope your day was everything you hoped for.

    Jill’s fabulous circle of friends…..The Clampetts….Luann does resemble Jethro! You get me EVERY time … Thanks Dame :)

  33. PussyGalore says:

    In 10 minutes I’ll be watching the “white party” episode which is finally being aired here in the boondocks. Can’t wait. I’ll be watching closely Diva.

    • Boobah says:

      Let us know what you think. Brace yourself and remove any items close to you that you might want to throw at the TV.
      Lol.

      • PussyGalore says:

        One quick comment for now and more later because I really must finish cleaning my house.

        Taylor’s dress was hideous….truly a fashion faux pas.

        • theDesignDiva says:

          PG.. well she must have thought she was the cats meow cause she wore it at the hamptons when she had her pic taken with Sonja……..LOL
          hiss hisss

        • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

          I agree… I thought it was awful too.

  34. ValleyVal says:

    Did anybody watch the video at the reunion where Andy is talking to Taylor about the story of how her jaw popped out of socket and Taylor popped it right back in herself over at the toilet?

  35. PrincessPindy says:

    Happy Birthday Jezzibel!
    Happy Birthday MichellefromNY!
    Happy Birthday Three Blessed!

    Hope your day is great!!

    It is supposed to be in the 80s today. I need to get something done today!

    • Cusi77 says:

      Many Happy Birthdays today! MichellefromNY, Three Blessed and Jezzibel, Have a great B-Day, many blessings to you and Happy returns to this day!

  36. Kris says:

    ugh, I just realized I have a subscription to US Weekly, guess I’m going to have to rip the cover off like I do with Kim Kardashian covers, hopefully her book goes under quickly

    • Reallvhousewife says:

      I feel your pain! I refuse to buy any magazine that has the Kardashians on the cover and I surely wouldn’t buy a mag. that has Taylips on it!!

  37. Viki55 says:

    Okay, see if I got this. Taylor got hit in the eye on June 12th, after a party night with Russell (the day after she returned from Vegas). The next time we see her in a picture is June 20th and all looks just fine. Russell moved out between June 24-27th. We have pictures of Taylor June 29th, all is still fine.

    Why does she have the remains of a “black eye” at the Sur faux opening? When was that? What the heck?? Nothing makes sense to me.

    • theDesignDiva says:

      Viki..dont forget her birthday party June 18th Vegas at Liquid…..
      I dont believe that Russell gave her that black eye..Sorry folks…. I think she felt that the ladies did not beleive her and she COULD have done it to herself..or it’s from the Lasik she had done July 5th..????? who know…she’s a documented liar….More to come later next week…..gathering nuts on a road trip…..

      • Viki55 says:

        Thanks Diva:) I give up trying to believe her. Hate to believe someone would lie about something so serious but I don’t see any evidence that anything she says is true.

  38. Viki55 says:

    From the Jezebel article:
    But the most gut-wrenching episode Taylor writes about happened last June, after she returned from Lisa Vanderpump’s daughter Pandora’s bachelorette party in Las Vegas. Russell accused Taylor of having sex with a Chippendales dancer. Then he punched her in the eye.

    The pain was excruciating. I could tell that something was very wrong with my vision. This whole time, Russell was glaring at me. “You’re so dramatic,” he said. “You’re fine.” [Tests] revealed that 40 percent of my orbital floor, the bone that supports the eye, had been fractured. “You need to have orbital reconstructive surgery,” my doctor said. “This is not a small thing.” My doctor went on to tell me that I would need a titanium implant beneath my eye.

    It sounds like a June event to me.

    • theDesignDiva says:

      Viki..what cracks me up is when she says TESTS revealed…TESTS…. they dont test you…they xray you IF the swelling isnt so painful that you can actually be xrayed or get an MRI or CT or PET….and when I saw the one pic of her with the black eye what struck in my mind was the fact there was no significant bruising on the upper eyelid to the underside of the eyebrow….

      I actually called my eye surgeon out in Colorado for hoots and giggles to see if he still had my file with pics and stuff..and of course because of the time frame that file is no longer available….

      • jules says:

        How can she possibly have a titanium implant under her eye and no scarring? I had a rod with seven screws inserted into my left wrist and I have a Frankstein scar to show for it. Then I had a second surgery on the other side of the same wrist and I still have a small scar. This was done 5 years ago and the scars are still plainly visible. I’m no medical professional but I just don’t see how Taylor could be scar free.

        • jules says:

          oops I meant, Frankenstein!

        • lovemamaearth says:

          Ouch. Some of the stories here are amazing for what many have been through.

          • theDesignDiva says:

            Well I just broke down and had Mr ford come look at the pics from Jezzebel site… Mr ford knew the guy who BEAT THE SHIT out of me and fractured my orbital eye and shattered me cheek bones… Mr ford was my knight in shining armour thru that ordeal and he remembers with VIVID detail how bad I looked…

            So he comes in and looks at the pics.. FIRST thing he says..Not anything close to what happened to you…I ask why ?? He says because the whites of her eyes are clear…No blood showing….and no brusiing above the eyelid like I said earlier….I remember as if it was yesterday …. my eye was swollen shut for 3 days before they even x rayed me….Mr ford says she is a LIAR…..

            And YES I have scars…one under the bottom eyelash line… at the outer edge of my eye..and inside the top of my gum line inside my mouth..

            • jules says:

              OY!! How awful for you Diva. I’m so sorry. This just makes Taylor’s lying about it all the worse because real people, like you, know what it feels like. You’re lucky to have a knight in shining armor!

              • theDesignDiva says:

                Yea and I nade damn sure the BASTARD got charged with FELONY ASSAULT and went to PRISON for FIVE YEARS…None of this pussy footing around shit that taylor does…. her boohooing I stayed because I wanted the financial security blah blah blah…..
                Sorry folks..just cant believe a word out of her mouth about this……
                and NO it does not mean I think Russell walked on water either…..

              • lovemamaearth says:

                I agree, Jules. No wonder Diva is so dedicated to this string of lies from Taylor.

                Diva, I’m so sorry you went through any of that. Tell Mr Ford thanks from me!! Ouch!

        • Pghemtchick says:

          I can’t look it up from the phone, but check into recent Steeler’s James Harrison photos. He broke his orbital and had surgery this season. He missed a few weeks of games for it.

          • theDesignDiva says:

            Pchick…. He also did not have surgery till Wed following the injury sustained on Sunday… They have to wait for the swelling to go down..72 hrs MIN

            • MAMAZ says:

              This topic makes me so uncomfortable.

              My instinct is to believe that nobody would make up such awful lies. But some of the evidence suggests she may be at the very least exaggerating.

              If she is lying she should rot in hell.

  39. LynnNChicago says:

    I know I don’t tell you all enough. I really REALLY appreciate all of you who join me every day, go on this Housewives/ Bravo and other Reality show ride with me! You are the most intelligent, witty and amazing group of women (and MEN! Sorry!) and I’m SO lucky to have you all here!

    Thank you for your support and for being here whenever you can, I can feel the love and I hope you all feel it to. As the blog expands and grows, it still remains a little family (well, not so little) and I love it!

    xoxo Love you all! Lynn xoxo

    • Cusi77 says:

      Love you back Lynn! Xoxo.

    • RealMinkey says:

      (((Lynn)))

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      We appreciate what you have created for us but it is always nice to hear that you appreciate us too! (Sending my very best BH double cheek air kisses)

    • BB says:

      No, thank You for your dedication and your stick-to-it-tiveness in spite of all the crap you’ve had to endure from some pretty vile and vindictive people along the way. Thanks for rolling with it and choosing to not go the poor me, victim route.

    • jules says:

      Thank you Lynn for creating this incredible community! We’re lucky that you put so much time into it. I have enjoyed this blog from day one. While I don’t always agree with everyone, I always appreciate reading other points of view. It helps to keep my mind open to other possibilities. You’ve done a great job!

    • sparklemuffy says:

      Hugs to you (((Lynn)))

    • PussyGalore says:

      Joining the chorus to say thank you Lynn for providing us with such a wonderful place to meet whenever the spirit moves us. It’s just been great getting to know you all and I thoroughly enjoy the interactions. Whether I’m busy or not I try to always at least read the comments and whether I post or not, it continues to be a very enjoyable experience for which I am grateful.

    • Trudie says:

      Right back at you, Lynn!!

    • DeeDee says:

      Awww, thanks for my new addiction. ;)

      I need Lynnnchicago rehab!! :D

    • AZGirl says:

      Thank you Lynn! I need to find a good Bloody Mary recipe so I can join everyone in “spirit” at the Super Bowl Sunday brunch in Chicago.

      One problem though…..time difference will have me drinking at 10 a.m….oh well. Warm up for the football game. I hope Mazel makes it up from Indy.

    • MelTheHound says:

      Now that you’ve added Men to your thanks,

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      what they said

      (unless any of it is woman specific ;) ).

      8)

    • PrincessPindy says:

      Thank YOU Lynn!!!!

    • KTinCT says:

      {{{{{Lynn and LynnFam}}}}}

    • ValleyVal says:

      ^5 All

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      Back at ya Lynn… hugs to you and to all of the intelligent, witty amazing women and men here.

  40. RealMinkey says:

    Adrienne had better hope that she never ruffles Bernie’s famewhore feathers.
    That prima donna chef would air her dirty laundry in a heartbeat.

  41. Mel says:

    I take back everything i said negative about Brandy….SHE ROCKS!!!!!
    I just saw snippets of the reunion and Brandi rips into Kyle and Taylor. I love this chick….she seems to not give a rats butt about what anyone thinks and just tells it like it is. She is my new hero and i am glad she calls TAylor out.

    Adrianne and her chef are DIGUSTING. I lost all respect for Adrianne. Her chef is after his 15 minutes of fame and is an unprofessional a$$hole. However, for Adrianne to continue to condone and accept these public outbursts from him shows how classless she really is.

    • ValleyVal says:

      Mel,
      I too changed my mind about Brandi. I like her now. She strikes me as the type of person that will not deny or make excuses for her past or present behavior.
      She will own it whatever it is …

  42. Mel says:

    I take back everything i said negative about Brandy….SHE ROCKS!!!!!
    I just saw snippets of the reunion and Brandi rips into Kyle and Taylor. I love this chick….she seems to not give a rats butt about what anyone thinks and just tells it like it is. Brandi is my new hero and i am glad she calls TAylor out. I hope they give Brandi a full spot next year.

    Adrianne and her chef are DIGUSTING. I lost all respect for Adrianne. Her chef is after his 15 minutes of fame and is an unprofessional a$$hole. However, for Adrianne to continue to condone and accept these public outbursts from him shows how classless she really is.

  43. MichellefromNY says:

    So my birthday so far was good. My parents took me out to brunch and embarrassed me with birthday cake and the entire restaurant singing happy birthday. I wanted to die. But it was fun. My son had a nice, long nap so I could relax and he’s been a very good boy so far so I’m happy.

    I’m watching D.C and the Salahi’s remind me of Taylor. Its the reunion now and they keep openly denying the facts stacked against them. I get lying on the spot because you’re nervous. But adamantly lying over and over again about something that is CLEARLY a lie is mind boggling to me. They are just so delusional

    • BB says:

      Glad you’re enjoying your birthday so far.

    • Nancy says:

      Happy Birthday! I’m glad you are having fun, cake and all.
      I too am watching the reunion. Knowing what we now know it’s
      really disturbing to watch the Salahi’s. Something is very wrong there.
      At least Mikel is nice. “Taylor” is so mean.

  44. emt2 says:

    Adrienne is pathetic. I love how she tried to steal airtime on the finale by showing her husband farting on air. And then her desperate attempt to get more shine on her hooker shoe line by bringing them to kyle’s and offering the ladies ANOTHER pair.

    Her shoe line is a disaster.

    And she is tacky and petty and viewers will massacre her.

    Lisa just needs to be easy and sit back and allow the others to be their worst enemies.

    I had Adrienne pegged from the beginning of the season. I even listed ALL of the reasons why she would be jealous and she proved me right.

    I’m done with her and I hope viewers feel the same.

    And I think she had more to do with Taylor’s story this year than it was let on. I think she was very…active in that regard.

    • Nancy says:

      Too bad the other “ladies” didn’t join her re: “Taylor”!

    • ValleyVal says:

      mt2,
      I too feel the same way about Adrienne. My first clue was the increase Twitter activity last year. I remember thinking it was odd as she hardly tweeted. When the series started, I could tell she had it in for Lisa. Lost any interest and respect I had for her. Now you must elaborate on your comment about her having more to do with Taylor’s story.

    • MelTheHound says:

      “Lisa just needs to be easy and sit back and allow the others to be their worst enemies.”

      I think that is exactly what Lisa does. Disengage and let them implode from her indifference toward their BS.

      • ValleyVal says:

        Oh, boy you’re not gonna be mad at Taylor she goes Oklahoma on your girl at the reunion.

        • MelTheHound says:

          Probably. I’ll comment further on it when it happens. I think Brandi can handle the likes of Lips McGee though.

    • PussyGalore says:

      OMG…..”her desperate attempt to get more shine on her hooker shoe line”………that is hilarious!

    • Nancy says:

      Error!!!!!!!!! I’ve been asking about you. I’m not sure if you have been keeping up here or not but I just found out that I have a 1/2 brother out there. He is gay and has been with his partner for 25 years. Get this…who do you think his best friend is????? Toller Cranston. I kid you not. Isn’t that crazy?
      Are you going to be watching Nationals. Maybe you can join us here during that. I’d love to know what you think. I’ve missed you, a lot!

      • Error404 says:

        Omg nancy that is too funny!!! Are you going to meet him? How exciting!
        Anywho, I will try to stop in more frequently, ESP this we.

        • Nancy says:

          My brother is in Canada on the east coast. Toller lives in Mexico now. (shame) Yes I plan on meeting my brother.
          We just found this out so it will take a while. I think we both a little shocked right now. He sounds lovely though.

          • Cusi77 says:

            Error mi amor! Where have you been? I’ve been missing you and your great comments so much! Do not be a strange! Come more often to visit and post with your insights and wit so characteristic of you, my dear Error!

    • Stella says:

      No I didn’t but thanks for the link, will check it out. Happy to see you back. You’ve been missed round these parts. Hope all is well. I usually start reading comments from bottom up so I was thrilled to see your icon. Have a great day.

      • MAMAZ says:

        Hey Stella, how are you doing? Are things any better at work?

        • Stella says:

          Hey. Yes things are better. Thank you for asking. I actually put everyone’s advise into practise and feel much better. There is less tension cause after these last few days of being nice and cordial he is nicer. I’m not going there again down the friend path but I have less anxiety for sure. Thanks again.

    • Stella says:

      Meanwhile, I had dreams as a kid of being a figure skater, the winter olympics were my favorite for that part alone. Then I went to the ice rink and was so scared of falling that I gave that up in a heartbeat. Years later during the summer before I was a senior, I was a child care aide and we took the kids to Ice Palace and the oldest kid in my group who was 12 said he would help me skate and I was so afraid of falling I got a migrane and couldn’t see straight. I refused to leave the wall all the way around the rink. LOL!

      • Nancy says:

        Stella,
        Get some knee and elbow pads and try it again. I used to teach
        beginning adults. You will fall in love with it I promise you.:)

        • Stella says:

          I never even thought about protective gear. I just wrote myself off as a wuss. Well when I go back to Oahu I’ll have to pay Ice Palace a visit. Now I wish we had one on the big island. Thanks for the tip.

    • RealMinkey says:

      Well lookie lookie who’s here!
      Nice seeing you, Error! :)

    • Pghemtchick says:

      Errrrrrrrrror! Missed ya! Hope everything is going good for you! Thanks for the link, I didn’t even realize there was gonna be a Dance moms: Miami! I wonder since Abby has a house there if she’ll make a cameo.

  45. BB says:

    Hey, Error. Long time no see! Hope you are doing well.

  46. PrincessPindy says:

    I just watched all the previews on Bravo and I love Brandi even more. They edit it to look like she is saying it to Taylor but who knows, I hope she is saying it to Taylor,
    she says , “Oh, F*ck off”
    I laughed out loud, I hope it is to Taylor.
    After watching these previews, I can’t stand Kyle and Adrienne. They are really picking on Lisa. Boo Hoo, Adrienne, Maloof Hoof is funny and cute, get over it. No one wants your overpriced shoes anyway!!

    • Winston Churchill says:

      I was just watching the previews too and could not believe it! It was flashbacks from the RHNY reunion where it was the gang up by Jill, LuAnn and Kelly. Now it is the gang up by Kyle, Taylor and Adrienne. They look like idiots! Are they that out of touch with reality that they don’t realize what the public really thinks of them. And who is Taylor to question anyone about what comes out of their mouth?
      Kyle is disgusting..she trashes her own sister at every turn and her supposed best friend, Lisa. Poor Lisa stood by Kyle at every turn and all the while Kyle just ripped her to shreds. She is a shameful human being, plus her bff is Taylor…nuff said!

    • MelTheHound says:

      Brandi –

      http://youtu.be/4P1x7Yy9CXI

      With a HWs connection ;)

      8)

    • RealMinkey says:

      Not to mention the fashion crime that is Maloof’s dress!

    • mrspepper says:

      ITA- I said the same thing on yesterday’s thread!
      BTW, did anyone think it strange that Mauricio didn’t own a tux. Even my husband owns a tux.

  47. ValleyVal says:

    I think Adrienne’s cook is learning quickly to cover his behind. From his Facebook page:

    Bernie Guzman
    My facebook page is going through “MENOPAUSE”..
    THAT CHANGE OVER……
    I lost posts & deletes people..so..
    We will be going through “the change” together.

    In my Opinon, he’s been lying and lying and lying, so now he is deleting evidences…

  48. T-Rex says:

    My take ShannaTaylorNotFord! She could BS her way around her background her lies, her name changes, etc. Because she wasn’t on TV and there was not the access to the internet we all have now. She is very much a manipulator and doesn’t think she will be caught up in her lies, but trust ShannaTaylorNotFord, we have your information and you are nothing but another grifter! As far as Lisa, I think that Adrienne and Kyle are jealous that Lisa is getting a Spinoff series! They both were trying for this, from some sources I have, and were supremely peeved that Lisa was the one Bravo chose! They thought their lives were so much more important. Hmmm smells of the Bethenny jealousy by Jzilla and crew. Careful girls those Real Housewives were fired!

    • Winston Churchill says:

      I so agree about the jealousy of a spin off and thinking their lives were more important. And now they are trying to taint and discredit Lisa just like Jill, LuAnn and Kelly did to Bethenney. Next we’ll hear Kyle giving an interview about how she brought all the ladies to Bravo and how unfair it is she isn’t getting a cut of Lisa’s earnings. If only Kyle could see that her worst enemy is herself.

      • Nohausfrau says:

        I believe it’s partially the spin off and partially Lisa’s popularity. I think both Kyle & Adrienne thought they would be the most popular in the first season and we are now just seeing sour grapes. Adrienne would have been fine if she had kept her same profile as the year before but I think Bravo told her to up the drama. I think Kyle could have redeemed herself after outing her sister as I think basically she’s fairly likeable but she’s hasn’t come across very well in her 2nd season. Camille played the season just right but she simply isn’t as entertaining as Lisa & Giggy.

  49. RealMinkey says:

    You’re so right on the mark with everything.

    And I think “Taylor” is going regret ever writing that book once it is released. Greater public scrutiny and angry creditors are not going to be a happy combo for her.

    • RealMinkey says:

      There I go again, not hitting *reply*… That was for T-Rex. :)

    • T-Rex says:

      I think her book will TANK! As we posters have found she is a lying piece of crap! I do think Bravo was behind her book, but they did not count on everyone finding out the TRUTH!

      • Nancy says:

        Did you notice her smirk when Andy asked her about the possibility that Russell was murdered? I wanted to slap her.

        • RealMinkey says:

          I’ll be interested to see how many things she says during the reunion contradict what she claims in the book.
          She’s already left a trail of changed stories in her path, but now she’s going to follow up her reunion appearance with something that’s already been put in writing by her {ghost writer} as fact.
          No wonder she’s been drinking.

          • Nancy says:

            I hope Entertainment Tonight sues her for the
            $150k they gave her for “that” picture.
            She needs some serious mental help. I wouldn’t really care if it wasn’t for Kennedy.

          • theDesignDiva says:

            RM..gee I wonder who helped her put that book together….. I cant wait to read it and check the writing styles….

            • RealMinkey says:

              I think the style will be in the singular.
              Can you imagine her hunkering down at a desk and actually writing one word of a BOOK? Lol.

              She most likely had a few sit downs with a tape recorder in her fakey-fake rental McMansion and gave her woe is me story to some poor schmuck looking to make a dime on Amazon.

              • MelTheHound says:

                Do you think she fake cried through the entire recording?

                • RealMinkey says:

                  Of course!

                  • MelTheHound says:

                    I wonder how that translates in writing. Perhaps when it goes to books on tape, she can do the narration. I somehow doubt though anyone would actually pay extra to hear her voice.

                    Then again, if it drives off the varmints like I think it does, it might not be a bad pest control option to have her recorded voice.

              • theDesignDiva says:

                Actually her book is derived as part of her journal..The journey to find her voice…thru therapy… She should have spent more time trying to find her mind…

      • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

        I definitely don’t think Bravo was behind the book. I think that’s all Taylor.

  50. ValleyVal says:

    Brandi’s, Camille’s, and Adrienne’s Blogs are up.

    • IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

      Brandi’s blog was interesting. She said she won’t discuss Taylor and Russell. My guess is that she doesn’t believe the bs either. I totally respect her for not pandering to Taylor like the others. Love this girl!

  51. Not that Crazy says:

    AZGirl ~ Go to the recipe page. I have a recipe posted for bloody mary mix and a recipe for black pepper vodka. OOOOOOH so good!

  52. Pghemtchick says:

    Anyone else notice a certain hater took their blurb about their employer off their twitter? Kinda curious, but I know what that did to the cat..

    • ValleyVal says:

      Pchick,
      Spill the Beans! I haven’t been on Twitter much today. What did I miss?

      • Pghemtchick says:

        I can’t copy paste, but the hate blogger on JJ’s site took off her “most popular blogger at the Jewish Journal” tag. Now it’s “Writer. Mother.”.

        • BB says:

          I noticed that too after I thought about it and figured out who you were talking about. I wonder if her employer requested that she remove that from her twitter after her recent meltdown. Anyway, enough talk about it. On to other things.

    • BB says:

      Yeah, please don’t tease us.

  53. DeeDee says:

    This is the cutest interview! (I hope I can do this, otherwise I might need Diva’s help with getting the link here.)

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/real-housewives-beverly-hills-reunion-brandi-glanville-bravo-285069

  54. ValleyVal says:

    Seating arrangement for RHOBH Season 2 Reunion:

    Couch to the Right hand side of Andy: Lisa (1st), Camille (end)
    Couch to the Left hand side of Andy: Kyle (1st), Taylor (middle) and Adrienne (end)

    Seating arrangement for RHOBH Season 1 Reunion:

    Couch to the Right hand of Andy: Camille (1st), Kim (middle), Adrienne (end)
    Couch to the Left hand side of Andy: Kyle (1st), Taylor (middle) and Lisa (end)

  55. BB says:

    Well, I’m off to watch Project Runway Allstars. By the way, did y’all read about Tim Gunn saying he hasn’t had sex in something like 29 years?

  56. MazelnIndy says:

    Welcome back Error…now Nancy can settle down a bit:) JK. Glad you are back…you’ve been missed.

    This blog has brought so much good into my life BUT the best tidbit was the hint on hair washing last summer. I now do it as little as possible and with as small a serving of shampoo I can muster. NO LATHER. My hair has never looked better or been shinier.
    I was ready to fire my fab hairdresser AND quit coloring my hair because it was just getting dryer and frizzier after each visit. The came the discussion of the NO POO movement and I was amazed. No big dollops of shampoo? No rich lather? I am a CLEAN person. How can this be? Well it be. I tried going without shampoo at all…..just rinsing. My hair looked great…not oily, but my scalp itched. Now it was time for just a teeny bit of shampoo….not enough for a lather. Voila, perfection.

    Of course I will say this….go to Lynn’s get together and my hair will look like greasy straw. Jinx.

    Carry on….

    • RealMinkey says:

      Mazel,
      After that testimony, you’d better get your good hair on in Chicago, or you’ll be in trouble. Lol.

    • Boobah says:

      Do you like No Poo? I am going to try that and hopefully it will help me maintain my color. Just curious…do you any of the other No Poo products? I want the volumizer and it would be great to hear if others have used it.

    • WindyCityWondering says:

      Shoot!
      Does this mean we have to get our hair done?!

  57. Countess Lillybee says:

    SWMNBM is tweeting Emeril to set up a dinner date because they will be on HSN on the same date.

  58. Nohausfrau says:

    Did any one catch Lisa on Chelsea Lately? Ross Mathews was the host instead of Chelsea. Ross & Heather McDonald are big RHOBH fans. Lisa also said they threw a lot of sh*t at her at the reunion. She thinks the other housewives don’t understand her sense of humor.

  59. Trudie says:

    I just have to get this off my chest – I need chocolate.

  60. Christina says:

    Did I take a ride in a time machine? Are people really using the words servant and help? Like seriously?

    Moving on I find Gretchen the most tolerable of the OC bunch. The whole purse line thing was blown out of proportion and I feel Gretchen came out on top. Someone approached Lynn, she said no thank you, and then the person approached Gretchen. How that equals Gretchen stealing from Lynn I’ll never know. Lynn is also a pot head so it is hard to believe anything that comes from her mouth.

    Someone upthread said that Taylor was on The Hills. I never watched that show so what “part” did Taylor play?

    I am also having a hard time believing that Kyle would invite Bernie to the book signing. Even if she and Lisa aren’t on good terms right now why invite him? He really means nothing to her. It just seems weird. But of course Adrienne inviting him would make no sense either. Can’t explain why that guy was there.

    The worse part of the season finale was Adrienne trying to hock her ugly stripper shoes. Like they are all trying to pretend to be there for Taylor and Adrienne is trying to go all Biggest Loser on us and have a commercial.

    I still like Kyle but I wish she and Lisa could work things out. If this is about a spin off Lisa OR Adrienne would make more sense. Kyle really just has a really nice life. Lisa has businesses to run and a wedding to plan (if that was part of the spin off deal beforehand). While I see being sorta jealous Kyle should be happy for her friend and hope to be featured too.

  61. BB says:

    There is a figure skating costume designer competing on Lifetime channel. That 24 hour design show.

  62. PrincessPindy says:

    I keep forgetting to post this, more than once my daughter has told me that the background music on RHOBH is from the video game “The Sims” I find it ironic because in the game you have fake people and you watch their lives and decide where they go and what they do….kinda like Bravo does with the HWs…

  63. Christina says:

    I forgot to add that I agreed with someone. Can’t remember the name but they said if they were spending that much money on a party (Pandora’s wedding) it would be an all day affair. The wedding started at 7 which probably means the guests didn’t see the reception area until 8. If I was paying that much money everyone would get there at 9 am and party all day!

  64. BB says:

    I’m watching Stalked on ID channel. It’s about a kid stalking another kid.

    • PrincessPindy says:

      When my daughter was in 4th grade there was a little boy who “liked” her and we had him over to swim. I’m in the swimming pool and I look down at him and he says in his lisp, “I’m kind of obsessed with your daughter.” My mind flashed to her being a teenager and I said to myself, “Oh Lord, you need to get this kid out of here.”

      • BB says:

        That’s so creepy.

        • PrincessPindy says:

          He was a really smart kid and a good kid but I didn’t want any trouble. But the next year in middle school, so she must have been in 5th grade not 4th, anyway, his family would take her everywhere. Legoland, dinners, movies, even ComicCon. But I got a call from the school that she was sick. She won’t talk to me on the phone so I figure that she is really sick. So I get her into the car and she starts crying, not a big crier. I ask her what’s wrong and she says at lunch this kid was doing something he shouldn’t be doing and she told him not to and he pushed her down. She said, “He humiliated me.” After school he calls and she says, “I’m never talking to him again.” And she didn’t talk to him until the end of the year. He moved away to Chicago. I was SO PROUD!!

    • Miami says:

      I can watch that channel for hours. Then I wonder why I cannot get to sleep and/or have nightmares. ;-)

  65. IDon'tBelieveInUnicorns says:

    Something else that doesn’t add up… no reputable therapist would also do their patients marriage counseling. That’s a conflict of interest. Proof that it’s fake fake fake.

    • Nancy says:

      He worked with Dr Drew on Celebrity Rehab too.
      Therapists don’t go to their patients houses either and surely not to an opening to a bar/restaurant. The same thing with Bethenny’s therapist. They don’t take you out to sea in their boat.

  66. BB says:

    So how do you Drop Dead Diva fans feel about Kim Kardashian being on multiple episodes next season?

    • Christina says:

      My mom loves that show and can’t stand to even talk about Kim. Does Kim’s character get killed off in an awesome way or go to jail? Maybe then my mom will watch.

    • Kris says:

      stfu I didn’t know about this and now I’m going to be pissed, that’s one of my FAVORITE shows, now I’m going to have to miss it b/c of her vapidness…fml

    • Boobah says:

      Geez! Really? I love that show. I just hope it is a really tiny role.

  67. Christina says:

    Showbiz Tonight is talking about poor Taylor and all the abuse she has suffered. Now she is claiming that Russel had set up her email account to send all emails to his account. HMMMM because making another account is oh so hard Ms. Business Lady.

    • Nancy says:

      Just wait until her “book” comes out. She’s going to be crucified.

      • Christina says:

        If Bravo doesn’t want another Housewives of DC disaster they need to drop Taylor now. As much as I like some of the ladies I won’t watch if her lying carcass is on my screen. I think Bravo is still banking that people MIGHT believe her. Which I have seen on different forums, people saying they feel bad for domestic abuse Taylor.

    • PussyGalore says:

      Mrs. e-business lady at that.

    • theDesignDiva says:

      Or was it set up for taylor to send out emails from her account…like say at 230 in the morning to camille ????
      and when exactly did she discover that her emails were being hijacked by russell..before he died or after he died ?? the more she talks the more the volley of questions will be thrown at her…..

  68. Sammysmom says:

    I love you Lynn!! The media needs to talk about the truth about Taylor. We need the info to get to them. She is getting sympathy from ET and other outlets. Andy probably told the media she wasn’t lying only to stop the legal action that would cone at bravo for Russell.

  69. Christina says:

    Just watched the clips at Bravo for the reunion. Taylor is the worse person ever. Last year she was going to go Oklahoma on Kim and said it was a joke, that she wouldn’t really do it. But Brandi saying I WILL KILL YOU to Kim is the worse thing ever. Seriously Taylor is harping on it to high heavens. Neither ladies should have said those comments but Taylor is the last one to go to town on Brandi over saying that.

    • Nancy says:

      Did you catch her smirk when Andy asked her about the possibility that Russell was murdered? It’s really creepy.

      • Christina says:

        I really REALLY hope that was just editing and that she was smirking at something else. Because if not…that is too disturbing for words. Move over Jill, soon you won’t even have the most hated housewife ever title.

        • Nancy says:

          I sure hope you are right. That sent chills through me.
          She’s a sociopath. Jill is just a royal bi*ch! Big difference.

  70. Nancy says:

    Good night all.