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Make history and keep words alive!! Post witty, urbane, silly, or mis-spelled words and phrases that are entertaining or have profound meaning, either purposefully or by accident!
We have our own language, words and we need a dictionary to keep them all straight!
A few to get us started:
“Causing A Casino” Origin: Kelly Bensimon, Real Housewives of New York. Kelly accused Alex McCord of “causing a casino” when Kelly thought Alex was creating a scene.
“John Flynn” Origin: Dana Wilkey, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. John Flynn is Dana’s fiance, he is apparently a very private
person and threatened a lawsuit when a neighboring blog posted his name and photo along with Dana’s. What a dope! A John Flynn around here is now related to this guy trying to stay out of the spotlight.
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“Naked Wasted” Origin: Tamra Barney, Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra said she wanted to get Gretchen “naked wasted” meaning sloppy drunk so that she would make a fool of herself.
This is a great idea! There are so many funny words and phrases. It is nice to have a spot for this purpose.
Slut pig.
noun
Def: Prostitution whore
Attribution and originator is missing: It is Kim & Kyle Richards. That occurred on RHOBH filming is the nasty name given to Brandi Glanville regarding her apparel, manner, and style that being a “slut pig”.
“Strong hand, Jacqueline, strong hand.”
Caroline giving her quarter of a cent advice about Ashley.
FAMBLY
Origin: NJ Housewives
When in trouble or doubt or lacking anything else to say resort to the we are FAMBLY routine.
“INGREDIENTSES” Term used by Theresa Guidice when talking about her cookbook “Skinny Italian.”
“You look ridiculous walking in those Herman Munster Shoes,” said Luann DeLesseps when describing Alex McCord’s Louis Vuitton shoes.
“Thug in a Cocktail Dress,” Alex McCord describing the Countess Luann
Thug in a Cocktail Dress – Alex McCord about Countess Luann.
“You are a mean girl and I live in Brooklyn”
Alex McCord to what’s her name.
“You should introduce me as COUNTESS to people like the driver and anyone”
Luann to Bethenny .
Most people just suck.
Origin: Me.
Lol
“Know that”
Alison crackpot DuBois at the dinner party from hell.
Happy New Year, whoop a Leap Year!
Mazel, Sounds like you had a nice night with Mr. Mazel, glad you enjoyed it. The video Mazel Jr. did for the choir was totally awesome! You must be very proud of him!
City
dang, wrong blog page…..over and out.
Who’s going to fix this? Santa? by The idiot Bensimon
We are done!! by The Vile One
From Nancy’s post – Bethenny’s quotes:
“Adios lunatic I’m going over to the Hooters boat to talk to some sane people!” She said that to Kookoo!
Another favorite is “That’s the point you dumb drag queen”. Obviously she said that to LuLu.
Nancy said – “Time to put the pig to sleep.”
I still crack up and I’m the one that said that!
California35 said – Don’t mess with my fambly, you drag queen, get a hobby, we are done, turtle time, I am up here you are down here.
From Lava Bethenny to Jill “Cher called, she wants her outfit back”
I’m sorry, the quote was from LavaLady. I never was good with names!
From Dame Best promo line by Jac; cut from the episode: “These boobs don’t run!”
Al Sharpton! Al Sharpton! The Idiot Bensimon
Moles, Trolls & A$$holes!!!! From Dame Rhetorica after a troll invasion.
Gimme pizza you old troll.
“You’re a Slut Pig.” Kim Richards to Brandi Glanville.
“Turtle Time” Ramona Singer
“Trolling, trolling, trolling” to the theme of Rawhide. Author unknown (unless someone wants to claim it.).
It was me. JZ send off Party.
http://lynnnchicago.com/?p=2348#comment-97671
Jillsy, Jillious, Ill, Pill, She Who Shall Not Be Named, You Know Who, Susan Saunders, Who’s Jill, etc.
You need a Hobby …. not exactly what she said but I am old and cannot remember the exact thing she said, someone call LuAnn she will remember since she heard the msg enough times. Bethanny to Jill
You’re a cook, not a chef, and that’s creepy. Kra Kra Kelly to Bethenny
Making lemons out of lemonade. Kra Kra
It’s like talking to Humpty Dumpty. We are not going to get resolution here.
Bethenny talking about Kelly’s version of Scary Island at the reunion.
Oops – I didn’t see you had posted this.
“She makes up whatever she wants to say. She’s going to tell us she is an African American Asian woman in a minute.”
Bethenny about Kelly at the reunion.
I remember that comment and had to laugh because Lise Wu Hartwell really is and African American Asian woman!!
“You are not my friend” said by the infamous JZ to a long list of people
“My Love Tank is empty.” Vicki G. to Donn G.
“Its like talking with Humpty dumpty” Bethenny about Kelly on a reunion.
“Oh bloddy hell” Lisa when she sees Bramdi walk on her tiny bikini
From Adgirl responding to the post that Chaz Bono will not buy a penis.
“It’s easier to make a dick than a penis.”
You don’t see who says this, you only hear it. But I believe it’s Albert Manzo, leaving the hotel in Punta Cana. “Hell would be a vacation, if you people weren’t there!” Couldn’t have said it any better.
Kim’s Ken at the dinner table in Hawaii “We don’t care”.
Ramona in reference to Kelly in St. John “I’m gonna shutter down”
Jill “We can never be friends” to Ramona
Jill to Bethenny “We are done”
Paul to Ken (Kim R’s Boyfriend) about Brandi Glanville’s reference to him as a Gay Bull Mastiff – “She called you a gay dog.” Ken replies, “I got that part.”
Wow, Wow. Very interesting, I wish the woman would come here and blog what she knows. I watched the rerun of last years’ reunion and it was like watching a different person when watching Taylor. I thought she was a very mean, threatening person on that reunion. It was like she was daring Kim to say anything about her because if she did she was going to tell secrets Kim did not want out there. When she was asking Kyle if they should mention Kims state of mind Kyle just sat there and said nothing. If was just her demeanor, she came across as someone you did not want to mess with, a dirty fighter. Someone who wanted to be top dog and would use anything she knew to turn everyone against you. And funny thing Kim was right about her.
Camille- “That’s not cool”
Lisa’s ” The Maloof Hoof”
Brani’s use of the word “Kittycats”
Brandi’s use of “suck it”
Kelly’s thought provoking “I am up here, and you are down there”
(Kelly’s provoking B for a smack IMO)
Zip it
“WE DONT CARE!” haha one of my favorite lines ever, I love to say it at inappropriate times.
BACK OFF OKLAHOMA! Said by Brandi to Taylor at RHOBH Season 2 Reunion.
Nobody washes chicken with hand soap. Lisa Vanderpump to Adrienne Maloof
Tamara says to Gretchen on the reunion ” Is your a** jealous of the sh*t that comes out of your mouth?” I loved this and have used it on my husband more than once!!
Bethenny said, “Ramona becomes like All About Eve meets Cruella de Vil when she’s throwing a party!”
Kelly’s take of PETA: “PETA isn’t saying, ‘don’t wear fur.’ PETA is saying, ‘Don’t abuse animals.’ And I’m not abusing animals. I’m just wearing fur … Do I wear fur? Yes. Do I support the abuse of animals? No.”
“Main line it into my vein,” Ramona on Pinot Grigio at Jill’s Saks event.
Bethenny said at the Gotham party: “This is apparently the party where we were told to wear squares of toilet paper and make an outfit out of it. I didn’t have a top on; Kelly’s vagina was hanging out, Alex’s ass cheeks. Literally, it was like a yard sale of body parts.”
Kelly on the boat: “I’ll be in my la-la land with cartwheels with nice people being kind!”
Kelly on the boat: “I’ll be in my la-la land with cartwheels with nice people being kind!” … And she couldn’t even figure out how to get off the deck and into the boat away from the not nice people being unkind.
“I smell cat pee.” Sonja… down below on the boat with Kelly.
California 35 having a bad day at the office meant to say, “I should be biting my tongue” instead said:
“I should be hitting my thong!”
Damnyouautocorrect!
Turtle time
I’ve used the ‘suck it’ repeatedly!!! It comes in quite handy!! My employee wanted yet another day off so she could have a date night with her fiancee, knowing that I hadn’t had a date night with my own husband in forever and was working double the hours she was…. Yep, I told her that h*ll no she couldn’t and they could both suck it! And she worked her shift! lol
If someone else already said this I apoplogize but Theresa’s “go scratch” is truly a classic!! I’d never heard that before and haven’t used it ( and probably won’t) but when she said that to Caro I LMAO! And I don’t even really care for her, with or without editing, lol
Guess it’s a NJ thing because I’ve been hearing it and saying it for as long as I can remember.
“Bethenny’s a ho-bag… she said she’s slept around America.” Three guesses as to who said it and when. (What can I say? I watched re-runs on Bravo today.)
“Let me read you a book.” Jac to Gia… NJ season 4.
Caroline…..You and your hat …shut up.
The best one ……close your legs to married men…monkey with a wig on….
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